Dave Bayley Enthusiast

*pats my pussy* is this thing on??

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

let’s share sneaking out stories 👁👁 i’ll go first: when i was dating my ex gf from 2 years ago i would sneak out at midnight and go hang out with her for a while in her room but one night while we were hanging out i had my phone on do not disturb so i didn’t hear my phone ringing for hours and when i finally checked it at 3am i had over 50 missed calls and texts from my mom and brother and when i got home my mom was waiting for me in my bed and i had hickeys all over my neck and chest and my hair was a mess and it was so awkward and i had to make up a lie on the spot and say i was dating a guy named carlos bc my mom didn’t (and still doesn’t) know i’m not straight 😐 ANYWAYYY what’re some of yalls stories 🥺

Demonic

girls don’t want boyfriends they want an update on harry styles quarantine beard

okay ladies what do i manifest now

Shirt off please El. Shirt off.

I used to think it was important to have common interests with the person that you are in a relationship with but now I think it is more important to be similar in other aspects. like how kind you are. how you treat the people you care about, how you treat strangers. how you deal with anger. how you deal with pain. and not necessarily dealing with all these things the same way but being perceptive enough to understand what action each situation calls for. it’s important for both people to be on the same page about what that action should be. it’s important to me to have that kind of synchrony.

can’t believe this sign of life showed me harry’s current state of his beard with a bun on top of his head i’m truly going to pass away thank u

no house

just avocado

thank you, nature, for pre-slicing oranges for us. You didnt have to and you did anyway and that was cool of you