The Talking Sparrow

Stop saying the dwarves of Khazad Dum ‘dug too greedily and too deep’ DWARVES DIG. IT’S WHAT THEY DO. I did’t see any of you popping over to let Durin VI know that he’s on top of a Balrog, how was anyone supposed to know! Saying it was ‘too deep’ or ‘too greedy’ is just Sindar propaganda, as if yall weren’t super content to sit pretty and huff weed in Menegroth while everyone else did the heavy lifting. Maybe if you’d done ANYTHING during the first age there wouldn’t BE a balrog under there in the fIRST PLACE!!! EVER THINK OF THAT? CELEBORN?

everytime zuko goes out he leaves iroh a note that says “gone insane, back later”

When he does this at the palace Iroh just goes to the pond cause he’s always lying in the water with the turtleducks

in full fire lord regalia just absolutely submerged in the pond

leave me alone uncle, im vibing

thank you so much for illustrating exactly what went through my head when i made this post

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great. ‘insert peanuts’ ‘gradually become irritated’ 'cresc., or not’ 'untie slip knot’ 'bow real fast, slippage may occur’

Release the penguins

Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it

duck

boss stage music

I wonder what the proportion is of people who reblog this because they get the reference to ancient greek philosophy versus people who reblog it because it looks a lot like your standard shitpost.

BEHOLD, A MEME!

I fucking choked

Vibe check *slaps Plato in the face with a naked chicken*

I made this post three days ago and it’s already aged poorly. Listen, I remember her older content, I remember even then feeling a bit uncomfortable, but that was literally a decade ago. I was 14 a decade ago. People are allowed to grow and change, people are allowed to improve. People shouldn’t be dragged through the mud for the person they used to be. I love Jenna’s videos, they have been a source of happiness for me in some really rough times, and I wish nothing but the best for her

i love the last one

It would have been a pretty late dinner for kids.  It its first run, Trek started 8:30pm, so the fight scene would have been at almost 9:30pm.

I can’t believe that we live in such a dystopia that people are reverting to roleplaying as 60′s housewives to cope. smh 2020 I expected better from you.