Kane: [looks to the left of himself at nothing as if he were to face a camera] Vβgot eh question for ya, whatβs heavier? A kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers?
Slone, only a few feet away: [perplexed]
Kane: [waits patiently like heβs expecting a response]
Kane: Thatβs right. Iβsa kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.
Slone, squinting now: [even more perplexed than before]
Richter: [Walks up behind Slone] Whatβs this crazy fuckinβ bastard going on about?
Slone: Fuckinβ idiot thinks a kilogramme of steel is heavier than a kilogramme of feathers.
Richter and Slone: [Both approach Kane]
Richter, hand on Kaneβs shoulder: [sympathetically] Theyβre both a kilogramme.
Kane, perplexed: But..but steelβs heavier than feathers..
Richter, not surprised: [scoffs] I know, but theyβre both a kilogramme.
Kane, absolutely distraught: Whaβ
Slone, Richter, and now Ash, all surrounding Kane: [just finished giving Kane an explanation]
Kane, in denial: That doesnβt prove anything βcause steelβs..heavier than feathers..
Ash: [sighs] I know but listen, they are both a kilogramme..right? So they are the same.
Kane, hastily drawing in the sand a kilogramme of steel and a kilogramme of feathers: [pointing at the drawing of feathers] Wh-bu-look at the size of this..thatβs cheatinβ
Ash, tired: Ah no, they are the same weight.
Slone, adding in: Yeah no, itβs a kilogramme.
Richter: [dissapointed but not really]
Kane, eyebrows crinkled, staring into nothing: [ascending the definition of perplexed] But steelβs heavier than feathers..
[an hour and a half later]
Slone, Richter, Ash, and finally Blisk, all comforting Kane: [concerned]
Kane, desperately: Blisk..Blisk, are ya gonna tell βemβ¦that Iβm right?
Blisk, firmly: Theyβre both a kilogramme.
Kane, helplessly: Oh no..ahβ¦no you..ah no.
Blisk, kind of annoyed that they all pulled him into this: Whatβs it that you donβt get?
Kane, lying: [scoffs] I-Iβm jokinββ¦
Kane: [continues to stare into nothing]
Slone, concerned: [leaning in to check on Kane] Are you alright?
Kane, quietly: β¦I donβt get itβ¦
Slone: Yeah donβt worry about it..
Blisk: [pats Kaneβs shoulder]
Kane, one last time: [barely audible] I donβt get it..
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