Pillow Princess ~

freshly divorced best friends dad save me

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

Need an age gap so big people think we’re father and daughter when they see us together

i need someone to fuck the shame out of me. make me ask with increasing specificity for each and every little thing, even when i try to play coy and skirt around the dirty subject. make me say it out loud and confront it. please, i want to kiss you. please, let me put my mouth on your dick. please, i need your fingers in me. make me admit every hungry, desperate thing that’s on my mind. pin me down and deny me until i man the fuck up and say what it is i want. use that saintlike patience against me. hold me there, squirming and sniffling and teary-eyed until i just fucking admit it. make me keep admitting it over and over. i like it. i like it. i like it.

etc etc etc guy with a huge dick who LOOVVESSSS virgins because he's "ruining you for everyone else." you'll never get a cock as good as his again and your pussy's gonna crave it for life

sex sounds so awesome I wish it was real

weekend getaway with your friend's dad to a lovely resort (he tells everyone you're newlyweds and fucks your brains out for three days straight)

he doesnt know if he'll ever get another chance like this, so he takes advantage... mating presses and butter churns, pinning you prone and fucking you so hard your ass is red afterward.... even on the beach he's sneaking sucks at your nipples through your bathing suit...

the thought of him spread on the couch with a hand down his sweats fully restores my hp btw

Don't forget that mouths are also for fingering! Just poke and prod around in there as much as you want!

It's so cool when a woman is a pervert!

It's so important to periodically look at jpegs of women with penises. And her penis is visible in the image. And maybe she's fat and nerdy too. And her name might be Kate. But I guess that last one is just a suggestion. A suggestion from a good friend that you trust and should always listen to.

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

If you ask me, the internet could do with a lot less "fandom" and a lot more femdom