When I was like 8 I read a book about a crocodile that lived in the sewer and came up the toilets if mean people were on them for karma or something. I didn’t poop for a week

10 fucking years of 1D, luv. Yas.

Remember, when baby shark was a thing and everyone went nuts and now we are all depressed and in our homes. How the times fly...

WHY IS EVERY BOY GOING BALD

everyone who bought a shitton of tp are the people that math warned us about

You know, you should wash your hands even if there isn’t a virus going around. Just sayin’

2020 really said fuck everyone and everything

‪i can’t wait for the time that all the boomers are just old and dead and millenials and gen z people are like the middle class bc everything will be so much more fun when u can say “oh no i’m gonna be late, i thought a leaf i saw was depressed and had to take care of it.”‬

i always wonder how people find the posts i posted weeks ago. like how?

i wonder how the first people felt when it was autumn. like they woke up some day and see that the leaves are turning color and falling on the ground and shit. i would be terrified for sure. like did they think it was the end of the world. or did they know it was oke and the leaves would grow back?

i have another problem. i talk faster than i think. and i know that doesn’t sound like a big problem, but it is. sometimes i say really mean things to people, it’s always true tho so it’s not like i’m lying or shit. but well, some people just can’t handle the truth and say i’m ‘too mean’ or something. bullshit

u know, i could be rude and bitchy ALL the time. now i’m just rude and bitchy a certain amount of time. appreciate that

so, i have a problem. in 2 years i have to decide what i’m going to study. and well here comes the problem, i like too much. i don’t know what i’m gonna do later and well, if i don’t know what i’m gonna do how can i choose what i’m going to study. it’s hard

my school begins in a couple of days and every year i say things like “i’m only getting good grades”, “i’m gonna be more social, “i’m not gonna stress as much as last year” and all those other lies. guess what i just told my mom what i’m gonna do this year

i got my first reblog and i don’t know how to feel. i know it’s not that special but yeah. now i know more people feel that there are tiny people running around in their head like that one spongebob episode. great

u know that one episode of spongebob where there are all of these tiny spongebobs in spongebobs head and there is fire everywhere and they’re all just stressing and shit. well that’s what i think is in my head. just tiny me’s running around, opening drawers, stressing and stuff. you’re welcome