i dream of nothing and of you

God I wanna press my soapy boobs against another girl's while we grope each other in the shower.

a real full-length maid dress is so much more sexual than a skimpy cosplay outfit made for roleplay. that's the cishet version of maidplay. the lady will hike up my long layers of petticoats if she wants to bend me over any furniture, like a proper maid

Literally always reblog this. Halloween maid outfits piss me off

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

wait! au au

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

thighs 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 thighs 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 THIGHS 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫