Pika Pika!

seeing my mutuals on youtube shorts is fucking terrifying. it could happen to any of us. i feel like a character in a horror movie where the creature is lurking in the shadows waiting to pounce. and the creature is other sites

i should say seeing unyielding silence is both the least surprising and the most terrifying because i know that things sense of humor. i know if i mention it it WILL reblog my stupid posts. that leaves me very susceptible to the creatures attacks

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grabs broom. GET. GET GODDAMMIT.

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This post is… EDIBLE!!!

goddammit i’ve got an infestation

munchmunchmunch

hits you with broom. STOP EATING MY GODDAMN POST!!!!!

EXACTLY

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ITS BEEN FOREVER WHY ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THIS POST ITS BEEN OUT FOR TOO LONG ITS MOLDY NOW

I’ve been wanting to work on my custom 3D Pikachu planter CAD for about a month.

I've never been a pokemon fan, only one i ever played was pokemon stadium, but last night i dreamt i encountered a wild pikachu and everyone was like "careful, those things are dangerous" as i tried to hug it and got zapped

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

My entire family got eviscerated in a car accident with a semi truck

Getting a fat pikachu plush for 30th anniversary is not enough, I need him put in the games. I need a fat pikachu form that evolves into fat raichu also.

People are in the reposts like “if this pikachu bot cretin does this to one of my posts it’s on sight” not realizing this is a fake post I made up. Have I created a creature of myth in a way? Is pikachu-counter-bot a cryptid? Much to think about