creachure i am

Everyone knows the classic sight of a leek sticking out of the grocery bag. But what if I told you this gentle aromatic was good for more than just her pleasing silhouette?

made this post before 12 pm which means it was basically written by a different person. reading this with fresh eyes what gets me is the unintentional undercurrent of very specifically dated rocks-glass-clinking male chauvinism. It reads like im condescending to Katharine Hepburn

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun

james and the giant pronoun

(guy with an overdue essay due tonight voice) You guys remember 2010s kinblr.

rabb.it. that one video like Aren't you that bitch on tumblr. synpaths. someone named evilfriends. crytyping. me kin id. so genuinely fascinated by that era i was like on the younger end of it so id go on my phone in class and watch the kinnies battling each other like it was a wwe tournament. i always think about how all those people from back then really were just. people. i hope they're all doing well.

When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

not to be one of those ppl but like. the live action lion king movie theyre planning is gonna fuck up so much of the "canon" fans have accepted and im so excited for the fall out

i was right

there used to be atraight up a proboscis monkey blogging on here