Idiot Witch

whatever at least I give good head

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

Collabs are always fun. Especially when it’s with your best friend ❤️

in many ways tumblr is truly garbage but the fact that your follower count is not public and there’s no way to become “verified” is so sexy

I love catgirls as a concept I hate weebs for making it a horny thing. We as a society could have so much more material if we focused on the comedy aspect instead of making it a fetish

You come home and your roommate is tangled up in the blinds, completely helpless. She blames you, for some reason

Your roommate runs laps around the apartment at 2 in the morning. She does not do it to stay in shape. She in fact pretends she was doing nothing whenever you bring it up