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Minors DNI

He said “good girl” like thrice guys

Like—she won at life. She pulled that. She had his BABIESS

Just some drabbles about everyone headed out for Javadi’s birthday (I don’t write these but wanted to indulge

•Mel and Santos getting absolutely shit faced and and embarrassing themselves on the karaoke stage.

•Javadi is lowkey never gonna let either them live it down (especially) Santos. She’s never letting her forget

•Princess disappeared hours ago after striking up a conversation with the bouncer just getting off his shift (yes, she can pull that)

•Meanwhile Santos is never gonna let Javadi forget her embarrassing choice of her first legal drink to being a dirty Shirley.

•neither comments on the fact that Mel got laughed at by the bartender for trying to order an espresso martini (at the diviest bar)

•Santos calls Whittaker as a sober cab. His phone rings. They hear it. The call is coming from inside the house and he and Robby are sharing a drink in the corner(she will never let him live it down)