Pig Farmer

Everyone knows that that’s the only reason someone as fat and pathetic as you would be put on earth.✨

Any other job would be too much for you my bby. That’s why you should stick to indulging in hedonism and eating yourself to immobility.✨

That’s what you’re good at, that’s the reason you’re here. It’s your purpose. To get nice and fat for me to use and love.✨

You know that you weren’t made for the conventional lifestyle. Your potential lies in getting as fat as possible, inspiring others with the same purpose to follow their true desires.✨

Don’t listen to “normal” people who simply don’t understand the impact you can have on our community. Do what you love, not only you’ll be admired for who you truly are, but you’ll also serve as motivation for others.✨

Showing people that what we all dream about is possible and doesn’t have to be surpressed deep within us has so much value.✨

This will be a quick overview over how to become massive. This will be a rather scientific approach on how to increase white adipose tissue growth (i.e., fat gain), slow down metabolism and decrease muscle gain.

The 10 commandments:

1. Have a high-carb and low-protein breakfast. This will keep you hungry during the day.

2. Don't have breakfast within the first hour after waking, so your body will be more likely to store energy in the form of fat.

3. Try to build the majority of your diet on carbs. Carbs are highly likely to turn into fat, while proteins and fats are less likely. This is because they trigger a different hormonal response

4. Don't consume too much garlic, caffeine, green tea and spinach, since they contain nutrients that will increase fat burn

5. Fruits are fine, they can actually help you gain weight because of insoline spikes

6. Rest 15-30 minutes before eating. This is so your muscle cells close and don't absorb/burn much of the energy

7. Don't shower or bathe cold, don't swim regularly and put on warm clothes during winter. Cold exposure not only burns a lot of calories, your body will actually form brown fat tissue, which is a kind of fat designed to burn fat for warmth

8. Dig into dairy products and white grains (e.g., wheat-products) for an increase in fat gain

9. Have 2-3 high-calorie meals during the day and add snacks in-between as you wish.

10. Sweetness is your friend, no matter if sugar or artificial sweeteners

Following these 10 commandments will make it almost impossible to not gain weight. Combine this with a lot of stuffing and a high caloric excess (e.g., eating 5000+ calories per day) and you will presumably be putting on several pounds per week.

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It’s so adorable. I’m here ruining your body, mind and health yet you get so turned on from it anyway?✨

you seem to think that my personal objective is to fatten you up. To enjoy seeing you gaining weight as fast as possible by my hand.

And although that helds some true, it isnt really the process im trying to do.

You see, im not trying to fatten you up. Im trying to make YOU fatten yourself up.

Im just enabling you, im giving you the tools. Im giving everything you need to become an increasingly unhealthy blob of lard. And you fall for it every single time.

I buy extra food? You eat it

I bring snacks? You devour them

I take care of the house? You dont move from the couch

I bring you bigger clothes? You grow to fill them up.

The one burying that body of yours in fat is not me. Its you. It has always been you.

So maybe we didn't actually stop feeding him after that last video...

@thefoodballoon proved to be such a good piggy and let me coax a handful more donuts into him before needing a break. He looked so adorable nearly bursting out of another set of clothes (with an additional pair succumbing not even a week later—to be shared soon 👀)

💕 Watch the full video on YouTube: 💕

Loving what a little piggy I've become and how much my body and appetite have grown 🩷