pipe dreams

My favorite thing about "Ok Boomer" is that, instead of arguing, the youth unconsiously and collectively decided to literally just verbally wave boomers off and treat them like children who won't shut up and i think that's beautiful

if a boy doesn’t look a little bit slutty...if he doesn’t look a little bit like a harlot then i don’t want him

andrew absolutely is the kind of pet owner to let his pets get away everything. like he’ll curse and insult the shit out of them 24/7, but will he ever do anything to stop them from being stupid? the answer is no

andrew: [reading a book in bed] sir fat cat: [sits down on his open book and stares up at him] andrew, doing absolutely nothing to dislodge the cat: you’re so fucking dumb. you can’t even read

ladies do we care? do we care anymore ladies,?? do we care? ladies do we? do we care anymore ladies???? ladies do we caree??? do we?????