party rock is in the house tonight

Shane: Oh dope, that’s cool. I didn’t know you could hire a store to do parties! But isn’t this event just supposed to be one party? What other ones are going to require it? Um idk? Video games, the drums and lacrosse? But idk how any of those can help with picking a thing to be in charge of. Oh unless I can be in charge of cups! I’m great at remembering to bring cups to keggers, punch or whatever we’re serve at this thing is basically the same as beer, right?

Shane: Uh hey! It’s Shane! From the Charity thing we’re working on? For Christmas? I was wondering what part of the thing are you putting yourself in charge of? Cuz I’m not sure what I’m going to volunteer for and I kind of need some ideas?

Charlotte: I don't know how you fix puffy stone but a chisel seemed like the best bet, idk. Something tight and black, obviously?

It has been a while since @mrslilybathory and @ambrosebathory had one of their legendary divorces -- there is probably some trouble in paradise that we are all completely overlooking. @airielboomont taking @wolfgangmooney back after the were-cheating drama also feels suspiciously quick and I do not know why more people are not talking about that. Finally, I would love to hear anything about @aurorawolffe. There is always something that any new ghoul in school is hiding, after all.

Me, @morrighanmooney​, @tabbypurr​, @charlottewebb​, and @massiehiss​ are the only correct answers.

I once heard someone claim that @theblairvoyant​ is just @theeclairvoyant​‘s alter personality and that they are in fact the same person, which is so incredibly dumb. We have all seen them in the same room.

I heard that @gabeangelis was spotted flying to @lilithdablo 's dorm and not long after, his profile picture changed to a selfie of the two together. Could Monster U have an enemies to lovers story unfolding right in front of our noses? Does this mean they’re off the market, or is it some elaborate hoax? And do either of them have anything to say about it?

I fully intend on living forever, so this is a bit of an awkward question. If I have to die someday, I hope it is while I am perched on a beautiful building with the sun setting in front of me, and I close my eyes never to open them again.

Not all people know that gargoyles can fly. Something about our stony exterior reads as ‘immobile’ to people but the truth is we are quite graceful, or at the very least, I am. We also have incredible camoflauge; we can achieve a level of stillness that blends in essentially anywhere.

To make my face the most famous face on the planet.

Charlotte: Excuse you, “Keep drinking until everyone in the bar is hot” day is so real. Just get a hydrating mist, aromatherapy oils or a chisel idfk and NUT UP!