a collection of sentence starters taken from sabrina carpenter's album short n' sweet . edited to fit rp needs , adjust pronouns as necessary . warnings for swears , suggestive tones ,
â i leave quite an impression , â
â five feet , to be exact , â
â you're wondering why half his clothes went missing ? my body's where they're at , â
â i heard you're back together , â
â you'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you , â
â he's funny now , all his jokes hit different , â
â guess who he learned that from , â
â every time you close your eyes & feel his lips , you're feeling mine , â
â every time you breathe his air , just know i was already there , â
â you can have him , if you like , â
â i've been there , done that once or twice , â
â yeah , i've been known to share , â
â i know i have good judgement , â
â it's funny & it's ironic that only i feel that , â
â i heard that you're an actor , so act like a stand up guy , â
â please don't prove i'm right , â
â don't being me to tears when i just did my makeup so nice , â
â heartbreak is one thing , my ego's another , â
â i beg you , don't embarrass me , motherfucker , â
â i have a fun idea , â
â i know you're craving some fresh air , but the ceiling fan is so nice , â
â we could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me , â
â i'm just kidding , but really - â
â if you wanna go & be stupid , don't do it in front of me , â
â don't make me hate you prolifically , â
â i won't give a fuck about you , â
â when i love you , i'm sweet like an angel , â
â don't mistake my nice for naive , â
â you do something suspect , kiss this cute ass bye - bye , â
â so let me give you some advice , â
â it's not that complicated , you should stay in my good graces , â
â no one's more amazing at turning loving into hatred , â
â break my heart , & i swear i'm moving on , â
â i know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed , â
â we had sex , i met your best friends , then a bird flies by & you forget , â
â i don't hear a word 'til your guilt creeps in , â
â we were going right , then you took a left , â
â you left me with a lot of shit to second guess , â
â if that was casual , then i'm an idiot , â
â you're confused , & i'm upset , but we never talk about it , â
â all of the silence just makes it worse , really , â
â we never talk about how you found god at your ex's house , â
â seems like overnight , i'm just the bitch you hate now , â
â we never talk it through , how you guilt - tripped me to open up to you , then you logged out , leaving my dumbfounded , â
â we don't talk about it , â
â without her even being here , she's back in your life , â
â you've lost all your common sense , â
â what a coincidence , â
â you're holding space for her tongue in your mouth , â
â she's sending you some pictures wearing less & less , â
â she's trying to turn the past into the present tense , â
â what a surprise , your phone just died , â
â your car drove itself from LA to her thighs , â
â i was in a sheer dress the day that we met , â
â your friend hit me up so we could connect , â
â who's the cute boy with the white jacket & the thick accent ? â
â maybe it's all in my head , but i'd bet we'd have really good bed chem , â
â are you free next week ? â
â come right on me - i mean camaraderie , â
â where art thou , why not uponeth me ? â
â let's fulfill the prophecy , â
â i bet the thermostat's set at six - nine , â
â i bet it's even better than in my head , â
â now he's thinking about me every night , â
â i can't relate to desperation , â
â my give - a - fucks are on vacation , â
â too bad your ex don't do it for ya , â
â he looks so cute wrapped 'round my finger , â
â you're so dumb & poetic , â
â you cherry pick lines like they're words you invented , â
â you try to come off like you're soft & well spoken , but you jack off to lyrics by leonard cohen , â
â don't think you understand , â
â just cause you talk like one , doesn't make you a man , â
â you're so sad there's no communication , but baby you put us in this situation , â
â you fuck with my head like it's some kind of fetish , â
â guess i'll end this life alone , â
â a boy who's jacked & kind , can't find his ass to save my life , â
â if i can't have the one i love , guess it's you that i'll be kissing , â
â i'll just keep on moanin' & bitchin' , â
â jesus , what's a girl to do ? â
â this boy doesn't even know the difference between there , their & they're , yet he's naked in my room , â
â don't have to tell your hot ass a thing , you just get it , â
â god bless your dad's genetics , â
â you make me wanna make you fall in love , â
â wanna try out my fuzzy pink handcuffs ? â
â sorry if you feel objectified , â
â wanna try out some freaky positions ? â
â have you ever tried this one ? â
â adore me , hold me , & explore me , â
â mark your territory , â
â i'm so fucking horny , â
â there's no need to pretend , â
â i 've never seen an ugly truth that i can't bend to something that looks better , â
â i'm stupid , but i'm clever , â
â you don't have to lie to girls , â
â if they like you , they'll just lie to themselves , â
â we love to read the cold , hard facts & swear they're incorrect , â
â we love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest , â
â they'll cry & they'll lie , & do it till the day they die for you , â
â don't smile because it happened , cry because it's over , â
â you're supposed to think about me every time you hold her , â
â i want you to miss me , â
â you can fake it , but you know i know , â