a collection of sentence starters taken from sabrina carpenter's album short n' sweet . edited to fit rp needs , adjust pronouns as necessary . warnings for swears , suggestive tones ,
ā i leave quite an impression , ā
ā five feet , to be exact , ā
ā you're wondering why half his clothes went missing ? my body's where they're at , ā
ā i heard you're back together , ā
ā you'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you , ā
ā he's funny now , all his jokes hit different , ā
ā guess who he learned that from , ā
ā every time you close your eyes & feel his lips , you're feeling mine , ā
ā every time you breathe his air , just know i was already there , ā
ā you can have him , if you like , ā
ā i've been there , done that once or twice , ā
ā yeah , i've been known to share , ā
ā i know i have good judgement , ā
ā it's funny & it's ironic that only i feel that , ā
ā i heard that you're an actor , so act like a stand up guy , ā
ā please don't prove i'm right , ā
ā don't being me to tears when i just did my makeup so nice , ā
ā heartbreak is one thing , my ego's another , ā
ā i beg you , don't embarrass me , motherfucker , ā
ā i have a fun idea , ā
ā i know you're craving some fresh air , but the ceiling fan is so nice , ā
ā we could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me , ā
ā i'm just kidding , but really - ā
ā if you wanna go & be stupid , don't do it in front of me , ā
ā don't make me hate you prolifically , ā
ā i won't give a fuck about you , ā
ā when i love you , i'm sweet like an angel , ā
ā don't mistake my nice for naive , ā
ā you do something suspect , kiss this cute ass bye - bye , ā
ā so let me give you some advice , ā
ā it's not that complicated , you should stay in my good graces , ā
ā no one's more amazing at turning loving into hatred , ā
ā break my heart , & i swear i'm moving on , ā
ā i know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed , ā
ā we had sex , i met your best friends , then a bird flies by & you forget , ā
ā i don't hear a word 'til your guilt creeps in , ā
ā we were going right , then you took a left , ā
ā you left me with a lot of shit to second guess , ā
ā if that was casual , then i'm an idiot , ā
ā you're confused , & i'm upset , but we never talk about it , ā
ā all of the silence just makes it worse , really , ā
ā we never talk about how you found god at your ex's house , ā
ā seems like overnight , i'm just the bitch you hate now , ā
ā we never talk it through , how you guilt - tripped me to open up to you , then you logged out , leaving my dumbfounded , ā
ā we don't talk about it , ā
ā without her even being here , she's back in your life , ā
ā you've lost all your common sense , ā
ā what a coincidence , ā
ā you're holding space for her tongue in your mouth , ā
ā she's sending you some pictures wearing less & less , ā
ā she's trying to turn the past into the present tense , ā
ā what a surprise , your phone just died , ā
ā your car drove itself from LA to her thighs , ā
ā i was in a sheer dress the day that we met , ā
ā your friend hit me up so we could connect , ā
ā who's the cute boy with the white jacket & the thick accent ? ā
ā maybe it's all in my head , but i'd bet we'd have really good bed chem , ā
ā are you free next week ? ā
ā come right on me - i mean camaraderie , ā
ā where art thou , why not uponeth me ? ā
ā let's fulfill the prophecy , ā
ā i bet the thermostat's set at six - nine , ā
ā i bet it's even better than in my head , ā
ā now he's thinking about me every night , ā
ā i can't relate to desperation , ā
ā my give - a - fucks are on vacation , ā
ā too bad your ex don't do it for ya , ā
ā he looks so cute wrapped 'round my finger , ā
ā you're so dumb & poetic , ā
ā you cherry pick lines like they're words you invented , ā
ā you try to come off like you're soft & well spoken , but you jack off to lyrics by leonard cohen , ā
ā don't think you understand , ā
ā just cause you talk like one , doesn't make you a man , ā
ā you're so sad there's no communication , but baby you put us in this situation , ā
ā you fuck with my head like it's some kind of fetish , ā
ā guess i'll end this life alone , ā
ā a boy who's jacked & kind , can't find his ass to save my life , ā
ā if i can't have the one i love , guess it's you that i'll be kissing , ā
ā i'll just keep on moanin' & bitchin' , ā
ā jesus , what's a girl to do ? ā
ā this boy doesn't even know the difference between there , their & they're , yet he's naked in my room , ā
ā don't have to tell your hot ass a thing , you just get it , ā
ā god bless your dad's genetics , ā
ā you make me wanna make you fall in love , ā
ā wanna try out my fuzzy pink handcuffs ? ā
ā sorry if you feel objectified , ā
ā wanna try out some freaky positions ? ā
ā have you ever tried this one ? ā
ā adore me , hold me , & explore me , ā
ā mark your territory , ā
ā i'm so fucking horny , ā
ā there's no need to pretend , ā
ā i 've never seen an ugly truth that i can't bend to something that looks better , ā
ā i'm stupid , but i'm clever , ā
ā you don't have to lie to girls , ā
ā if they like you , they'll just lie to themselves , ā
ā we love to read the cold , hard facts & swear they're incorrect , ā
ā we love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest , ā
ā they'll cry & they'll lie , & do it till the day they die for you , ā
ā don't smile because it happened , cry because it's over , ā
ā you're supposed to think about me every time you hold her , ā
ā i want you to miss me , ā
ā you can fake it , but you know i know , ā