a collection of sentence starters taken from sabrina carpenter's album short n' sweet . edited to fit rp needs , adjust pronouns as necessary . warnings for swears , suggestive tones ,
β i leave quite an impression , β
β five feet , to be exact , β
β you're wondering why half his clothes went missing ? my body's where they're at , β
β i heard you're back together , β
β you'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you , β
β he's funny now , all his jokes hit different , β
β guess who he learned that from , β
β every time you close your eyes & feel his lips , you're feeling mine , β
β every time you breathe his air , just know i was already there , β
β you can have him , if you like , β
β i've been there , done that once or twice , β
β yeah , i've been known to share , β
β i know i have good judgement , β
β it's funny & it's ironic that only i feel that , β
β i heard that you're an actor , so act like a stand up guy , β
β please don't prove i'm right , β
β don't being me to tears when i just did my makeup so nice , β
β heartbreak is one thing , my ego's another , β
β i beg you , don't embarrass me , motherfucker , β
β i have a fun idea , β
β i know you're craving some fresh air , but the ceiling fan is so nice , β
β we could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me , β
β i'm just kidding , but really - β
β if you wanna go & be stupid , don't do it in front of me , β
β don't make me hate you prolifically , β
β i won't give a fuck about you , β
β when i love you , i'm sweet like an angel , β
β don't mistake my nice for naive , β
β you do something suspect , kiss this cute ass bye - bye , β
β so let me give you some advice , β
β it's not that complicated , you should stay in my good graces , β
β no one's more amazing at turning loving into hatred , β
β break my heart , & i swear i'm moving on , β
β i know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed , β
β we had sex , i met your best friends , then a bird flies by & you forget , β
β i don't hear a word 'til your guilt creeps in , β
β we were going right , then you took a left , β
β you left me with a lot of shit to second guess , β
β if that was casual , then i'm an idiot , β
β you're confused , & i'm upset , but we never talk about it , β
β all of the silence just makes it worse , really , β
β we never talk about how you found god at your ex's house , β
β seems like overnight , i'm just the bitch you hate now , β
β we never talk it through , how you guilt - tripped me to open up to you , then you logged out , leaving my dumbfounded , β
β we don't talk about it , β
β without her even being here , she's back in your life , β
β you've lost all your common sense , β
β what a coincidence , β
β you're holding space for her tongue in your mouth , β
β she's sending you some pictures wearing less & less , β
β she's trying to turn the past into the present tense , β
β what a surprise , your phone just died , β
β your car drove itself from LA to her thighs , β
β i was in a sheer dress the day that we met , β
β your friend hit me up so we could connect , β
β who's the cute boy with the white jacket & the thick accent ? β
β maybe it's all in my head , but i'd bet we'd have really good bed chem , β
β are you free next week ? β
β come right on me - i mean camaraderie , β
β where art thou , why not uponeth me ? β
β let's fulfill the prophecy , β
β i bet the thermostat's set at six - nine , β
β i bet it's even better than in my head , β
β now he's thinking about me every night , β
β i can't relate to desperation , β
β my give - a - fucks are on vacation , β
β too bad your ex don't do it for ya , β
β he looks so cute wrapped 'round my finger , β
β you're so dumb & poetic , β
β you cherry pick lines like they're words you invented , β
β you try to come off like you're soft & well spoken , but you jack off to lyrics by leonard cohen , β
β don't think you understand , β
β just cause you talk like one , doesn't make you a man , β
β you're so sad there's no communication , but baby you put us in this situation , β
β you fuck with my head like it's some kind of fetish , β
β guess i'll end this life alone , β
β a boy who's jacked & kind , can't find his ass to save my life , β
β if i can't have the one i love , guess it's you that i'll be kissing , β
β i'll just keep on moanin' & bitchin' , β
β jesus , what's a girl to do ? β
β this boy doesn't even know the difference between there , their & they're , yet he's naked in my room , β
β don't have to tell your hot ass a thing , you just get it , β
β god bless your dad's genetics , β
β you make me wanna make you fall in love , β
β wanna try out my fuzzy pink handcuffs ? β
β sorry if you feel objectified , β
β wanna try out some freaky positions ? β
β have you ever tried this one ? β
β adore me , hold me , & explore me , β
β mark your territory , β
β i'm so fucking horny , β
β there's no need to pretend , β
β i 've never seen an ugly truth that i can't bend to something that looks better , β
β i'm stupid , but i'm clever , β
β you don't have to lie to girls , β
β if they like you , they'll just lie to themselves , β
β we love to read the cold , hard facts & swear they're incorrect , β
β we love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest , β
β they'll cry & they'll lie , & do it till the day they die for you , β
β don't smile because it happened , cry because it's over , β
β you're supposed to think about me every time you hold her , β
β i want you to miss me , β
β you can fake it , but you know i know , β