Waow

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

In order to solve the ethical conundrums present in eating meat I have created the world's first ontologically evil pig

what makes it evil, and why a pig? well you see, it wants to destroy all life, but pigs can't look up at the stars so it's ambition for galactic warfare is tempered. This morality shit is easy.

What if it trips and looks up?

We need to put down the ontologically evil pig immediately

outing myself in the men's restroom by washing my hands

In order to solve the ethical conundrums present in eating meat I have created the world's first ontologically evil pig

"its like eating one of the most delicious things in the world"

im gonna go drink huge glass of milk and eat some salted tomato slices and receive love from the universe while ur soul continues pickling

not evil anymore i want to be loved now

evil again