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i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

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when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
Teachers be like “I’m more than happy to accommodate students with mental illnesses or disabilities. I just don’t excuse any absences, offer extra credit, or accept late homework. Also my only office hours are off campus on the last full moon of every other month”
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:
we're all hoes under the same blue sky
and at this point we should all sit in a circle and knit a gigantic sweater and then all wear the sweater
lovondese
wtf is lovondese
lovondese frogs baby!!!!!!!!

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“The most terrible poverty is loneliness, and the feeling of being unloved.”
— Mother Teresa (via naturaekos)
kittens are so fucking stupid & i love them
Unknown number: *calls me*
Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that
a club but the dj just plays the animal crossing soundtrack on repeat
Would be, as the kids say, Litty as a titty.
hm. i don’t think anybody says that
This is so sad alexa disable my ability to dwell in the memories of relationships I had to leave behind

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Me: Wow I feel good
My body dysmorphia: You look like this
what the rising signs are attracted to
aries: independence, pretty eyes, jawline, athleticism, flirtatiousness, someone who will chase them/someone they can chase, conventional attractiveness tbh
taurus: deep/pretty voice, humbleness, touchiness, people with money, people who are secure mentally and irl
cancer: softness (body and demeanor), nurturing, dimples, great cuddlers, good with kids
gemini: nice hands, good sense of humor, very smart, tall people, dirty/flirty talk, good conversationalists, artistic people
leo: popularity, self-sufficiency, good ass hair, ambition, good with kids, athleticism
virgo: attentiveness, hippie outlook on life, good cooks, again people who are secure mentally and irl, people who will follow their rules/people who will give them rules
libra: great smile, wealthy, dark hair, fun and popular, also tall people, classic rom-com acts of love, teasing
scorpio: someone willing to divulge their whole life to them, honesty, unique or roman noses, some dangerousness oo, little bit of drama or conflict, “forbidden love”
sagittarius: nice thighs/legs/ass, spontaneity, big dick energy (lol jk), a cosmopolitan, people who will experiment, not big into commitment, people who love travel or are from a different country or place
capricorn: authority, determination, responsibility, dominance or submissiveness, people who can command a room, good bone structure, natural beauty, good brows
aquarius: intelligence, playfulness, little bit of mystery, open mindedness, people who will try anything once, cultured people
pisces: meaningful intimacy, absolute commitment bordering on obsession, “bad” boys/girls, someone they can “help”
* if you can’t relate, maybe take a gander at your venus/mars/7th house sign to see if that’s a better fit *