mind the gap

what I wouldn't give to have the gastric constitution of a nine-year-old again. like you know when you're in grade school and you're like okay I'm gonna have some gushers and pizza and one of those dubious chalky grocery store cookies and then go run around with my friends! and now as an adult if I eat the wrong brand of peanut butter I have to lie down for an hour

cat and mouse are sworn enemies, but what if I gave them a mutual enemy?

Who?

The Regenerator from Resident Evil 4

It’s almost 1 AM but in the song Belle from Beauty and the Beast the villagers sing “I need six eggs” “that’s too expensive!” and then later in the song Gaston, Gaston says “when I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs so I’m roughly as large as a barge” Gaston has been eating dozens of eggs every day for his entire life and is single handedly creating an artificial egg scarcity in the village and driving up egg prices. this economy is in shambles.

me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case

When Bloodborne went “a bottomless curse, a bottomless sea, accepting of all that there is and can be” and trampled on Lovecraft’s entire xenophobic racist shit with a beautiful line that spoke of a terrifying immensity beyond human comprehension and still managed to speak of acceptance, I felt that