tiger

oscar, getting out of his car after trying and failing to park it: i give up. that'll have to do

oscar, trying and failing to park his car: oh dear

lando: if i had a penny for every time ive been choking on my food and my friends have just sat there, acknowledged that i'm dying, and then continued with their conversation, i'd have 2 pennies

yuki: 5'3 of me is filled with pure anger

daniel: can bereal stop going off when i havent got any clothes on

pierre: *calls charles*

carlos: would you fuck-

pierre: stop making kissy faces at me people are going to think we're gay

*during the ENGFRA WC match*

lando: daniel woke me up this morning because he felt lonely and wanted to hang out

fernando: is it mentally unhealthy of me to rank my favourite threats

kevin: hyuna and dawn broke up so i blocked nico hülkenberg