Voltron AU where everything is the same but ALL Galraβs are weak for Lance. So they will stop what theyβre doing to try to show off for the Blue Paladin. Allura uses this to their advantage
Coran developes a tick. The rest of the team isnβt happy about it, LANCE IS THEIRS DAMNIT.
What if Lance unknowingly says or does something that basically has a really enticing meaning (to the galra, at least). And at first just a few galran soldiers start getting these crazy ideas related to the βsurprisingly hotβ Blue Paladdin.
Like, suddenly there are a few soldiers saying stuff like βDonβt you think the Blue Paladdinβs hair looks soft?β βYeah dude, I really wanna tug on that hair. Feel it once at least!β, or βZarkonβs balls, he has eyes of the strangest color! Iβve never seen blue eyes before!β and a friend goes like βget it together, Akatei, youβre infatuated with the enemy!!β βHe might be the enemy, but heβs still my type!β
but then Lance keeps doing the thing (while remaining oblivious, of course) and more and more of the soldiers slowly start losing their shit over it because oh for Lotorβs white locks, the Blue Paladdin is Fine, until it escalates and suddenly Lance has a fanclub? all its members are galran?
and OF COURSE when the Blade gets intel on this and the reason it all started, they all go likeβ¦. βThis is useful, but alsoβ¦ yes, same. Same, totallyβ and now they try to hang out with Lance more? Voltron team is #confused?
What is going on, Kolivan why are you staring at Lance, ohmygod did that galra soldier just blush after Lanceβs helmet broke and he had to take it off? What
NOW THIS IS AMAZING!
Picture Lance taking off his helmet and heβs sweaty and gross, and fustrated.
But with Galran Visionβ’ they see Lance with a flushed face and a healthy glow. And what they seem to think are bedroom eyes.
It slowly escalates until the members of the Blade feel like they have to help protect Lance! So imagine Kolivan or some other member helping him train and teaching him not only self-defense but hand to hand combat!
What surprises everybody is that Lance fights dirty. He sees a weakness? He will 100% use it against you without thinking twice. Heβs not above pulling hair, or if clothes are too loose-fitting heβll tug on them and somehow manage to tie your arms with them.
And when he starts showing his new moves during battles? God, Lanceβs popularity is so big heβs by now almost a Space Idol! Haggar tells Zarkon βyour souldiers want to bed the Blue Paladdinβ and Zarkon just replies with βI donβt care! I want the Black Lion!β, and when Zarkon goes down she tells the same to Lotor and Lotorβs just like βwell, duh. Iβll bed him first for sure!β
Some alien starts an underground ring of Lance merchandise, little pins and key chains. If youβre a really big fan you have the Lance poster. There is one in his paladin uniform and there is a really edited one with Lance in Galra concubine dress. (Thats the most popular).
Somehow the team stumbles across this stuff and looses their minds.
Could you just imagine Keith losing his shit when he sees Galra soldiers/Lotor swooning over Lance. The first time he just stares at them sputtering and the times after that he gets angry but then he starts to get protective and it turns into heβs Lances body guard. βKeep your grubby Galra hands off!β And lance is so confused like βwhy are all these Galraβs swooning over me omfg if that a pOSTER OF ME IN A SLUTTY LOOKING DRESS WTFβ I feel like lance would be shookβ’ And like imagine them running into Prince Lotor and heβs just like βAh yes, blue paladin, I have heard much about you~β And the whole team is just shookβ’ and allura and Coran are over the coms like βwhat the f u c kβ
Coran is ready to beat ass for his favourite sonβ’
