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stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

romulus got a reward but cain just did it for pure love of the game

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if anyone needs me i’ll be alone in my tower

Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry

If I were a farmer I simply would not need a sheep dog. I would reason with the sheep and explain to them the logic of where I want them to go.

white boy shocks chinese restaurant with his wolf lightning powers

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious