Fucker The Anon

I welcome you to the best anon askblog of all time! This is a joke

So, I have rules like any askblog, and a list of where to find me in the wild.

Rules:

Don’t ask me about my main account. I’ll tag any related accounts in a post, and if it includes my main, it’ll be there. Can’t tell you if it’s tagged though

No defining questions. My pronouns are she/her, I’m a lesbian, and I go by fucker. This whole account is for me to remain anonymous, so that’s all you gotta know.

Don’t ping me in posts you don’t want me to reblog. I reblog every post I’m tagged in unless it’s a spam account. Sometimes I’ll respond.

For the love of Poseidon, don’t ask me about pregnancy, anything age related, or anything more nsfw than like, the Epic the Musical manwhore au. Swearing is allowed. Obviously.

I don’t believe in religion. Don’t ask me about it. The best I’ll go in terms of religion is trying to summarize Greek mythology in five words (unfortunately, Zeus was horny again).

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List of the Ones I Stalk (kinda):

@ask-johnlaurens

@thepoet-and-thesoldier

@themessangergod

@king-of-the-fish

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Extra:

Blue Text: Mod (an asshole imo)

Red Text: Fucker in Character (STFU your name is literally Fucker don’t even)

Green Text: Τους (We’re on better terms now.)

Happy Stalking!

OOC Below, cause that’s important too.

“For you”

*Phoquer turns to look at Τους, who looks back at her with the same level of confusion.*

Me?

Whατ αrε γου dοιηg?

I can hear the wall. It’s screaming.

…

The wood is screaming. Plants scream you know.

Gο το slεερ.

Fine for fuck’ sake

Υου οκαγ..?

I’m fine. Actually, you wouldn’t know how to kill a deity without a physical form, would you?

Νο, ωhγ ωουld ι ηεεd το?

Nothing. It’s fine. I’ll just.. watch my closest person suffer a slow death. I’m fine, Τους. I promise.

Αrε γ-

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