C8H11NO2+C10H12N20+ C43H66N12O12S2

can’t wait to be making breakfast for my wife while she sits on the kitchen counter in my sweatshirt and underwear

Do men actually think these things lmao

no lol they dont a gay girl posted this

My baby says this to me all the time! He is a man, but he is my man! And I love him!!!

me getting up at 3 am to consume water

really good post if you ever drink water

happy first day of halloween 🎃 👻 🦇

happy second day of halloween 💀🖤

happy third day of halloween 🍂🧡

happy fourth day of halloween 🕷 🌙

happy fifth day of halloween 🕸✨

happy sixth day of halloween 🧙‍♀️

happy seventh day of halloween 🧟‍♂️ 🧠

You’re wack af if you take advantage of someone you know has a soft spot for you.

*SNIFF SNIFF*

What gets me is that after the dog realized they were kinda scared, he/she lied down so the cows could be in control and feel safer. Such love. Animals are amazing.

↖️ This blog is willing to exchange feet pics for money.

You cannot heal in the same environment you were broken by.

Hm, I’ve fallen in love, once again

arrested for longitudinal crimes

dude has an entire dang lynx hanging from his hands like the world’s furriest slinky and there’s people just staring at their computers instead

NO WAY

Honestly how the fuck

this did not disappoint