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Dragonball Episode 2 - The Emperor's Quest

Best Moment: Instead of covering up his midsection, Goku puts a towel over his face when Bulma tells him to cover up Best Character: Bulma stars in this episode, with her frustration at Goku’s obliviousness and her own

- Even before the opening credits, Goku wants to eat everything...again, I’m sensing a theme here - Capsules... also known as magic witch bombs...Bulma is a witch - Goku doesn't know what a bath is...but knows how to wash his back? - Bulma now thinks all boys have tails...she's just as clueless as Goku - Pilaf first appears...Eating :) - Wow, Pilaf was going to kill Shu with a chainsaw to hide his own farts....Pilaf is more evil than I remember...or hasn’t completely descended into comic relief - Goku exercises by crushing boulders...does not do any warm up, everything I’ve learn about exercising is a lie. - Haha, a book of Maps....I remember those!

Goku vs Plane - Win Goku Goku vs Wolves - Win Goku

Dragonball Episode 1 - The Secret of the Dragon Balls

Best Moment: Goku being hit by Bulma, than being shot by Bulma and then acting like nothing really happened... Stand Out Character: Son Goku

Show opens with Goku training and being hungry.... this concept lasts 400+ episodes

Seriously the first few minutes and first conflict is all based around Goku's need for food

It's our first Goku penis...it won't be the last

And bam, boy meets girl, girl hits boy with car, boy picks up car and throws it, girls shoots him, same old story

Note to self, I can look up a girl's skirt as long as I'm wondering if they had a tail...the 80's

Grandpa Gohan is a Dragonball you say...and thus a common interest was born

Man, imagine if the Dragonballs actually were called grandpa, entirely different show

Pilaf is a weird little blue man, Shu is an weird dog thing, Mai is a girl...that's weird enough

Bulma manipulates Goku into helping her, this is the start of most relationships

Bulma appears to be a witch...she is.

I happen to be an expert driver into an almost crash cliche

Pterodactyl to Bulma as she screams while they fly away “Stop being such a downer, I'm in the mood for a happy meal”...probably not *real* line, but I love it

Fights Goku vs. Mountain Lion - Goku Wins Goku vs. Fish - Goku Wins Goku vs. Bulma - Draw - You could argue Goku wins this...but I don't think it's decisive enough Goku vs. Pterodactyl - Goku Wins