Facts About the Straw Hats
Robin was a single mother of six children before Franky came along and now the two raise them together.
Brook is definitely the best with kids and loves them the most. He especially loves babies. He is also, ironically, the most likely to accidentally terrify them with his presence being a reanimated skeleton and all.
The Monster Trio is comprised of a perpetually horny asshole, an asexual murder machine, and a glutonous moron.
Nami is The Boss aboard The Sunny.
How much of a dork each member of the Straw Hats is is directly proportional to how much of a badass they are on the battlefield.
Important Note: They’re all dorks.
Every member of the Straw Hats is undeniably a virgin except for maybe Franky. And besides Sanji, none of them care to change that any time soon.
Usopp and Sanji are Zoro and Luffy’s designated baby sitters.
Chopper hero worships Luffy, Zoro, and Usopp.
Usopp does not respect Zoro’s personal space. Zoro has rather quickly grown to not really care.
Franky is the most responsible adult aboard. And that knowledge should scare you.
Robin is absolutely terrifying and will scare the kids for her own amusement without remorse. Franky does not approve.
The fact that Zoro is usually the voice of reason should also deeply concern you.
Nami is 90% of the reason the Monster Trio hasn’t killed themselves out of sheer stupidity. The other 10% is either sheer luck or serious divine intervention.
Every member of the crew has some serious flaws. But since they’re pirates, no one should really be surprised.
Zoro and Sanji hate each other’s guts but would never admit on pain of death or torture that they deeply respect and care for each other as brothers.
Usopp and Chopper are the most normal members of the crew and one has a severe anxiety disorder and the other is a sentient reindeer.
They are all one big, crazy family and we would not love them any other way.
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