Phoenix of Kat

This is the foundation of all hope btw. In the words of Tolkien, 'despair is for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.'

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry