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"father. I have a bomb."

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
Rubbing it in my brother's face that mom and I went to see the movie 😂
i have never seen a single 'pirates of the caribbean' film so my friend insisted that i watch the first one with her and i'm obsessed.
the villain’s origin story is that he can’t eat apples anymore. every fight scene plays like a slapstick comedy. two key combat sequences end with our sexy leading men getting boinked on the head. the climax is initiated by one ship firing forks at another ship. everyone is unreasonably hot. plot armor made only of the word “parlay”. the Redcoats are more useless than you could possibly imagine. Elizabeth almost drowns, gets held hostage, and then her entire village is destroyed but the worst part of her day is that a man proposed to her. a crew of skeleton pirates do drag to trojan horse their way into the final battle. truly insane stuff can't wait for more.

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Rex: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! Echo: It's kind of complicated, but Fives- Rex: Got it. Forget I asked.
Bly: good morning
Wolffe: good morning
Cody: good morning
Rex: y'all sound like robots "good morning good morning". Spice it up a bit!
Fox, bursting through the door: hey motherfuckers !
Presenting Alpha-17 being the cool dad older brother by telling stories and instructing the CC Batch (plus Rex and Baby Boba) on how to out-sass any Natborn they may encounter!
how rogue one probably goes in the rebel padmé/ galaxy's messiest divorce au
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I finally had a chance to sit down and draw our favorite old men 🥰 I just know Ahsoka made them take a picture before a mission at least once.

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Time for a new family picture! They've grown up a lot since this one ❤️
Echo's initial experiences with CF99
He might need to lie down afterwards.
Thank you @boredzum-671 for posting the really funny meme. I had to redraw it with them after seeing it.
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Cody was getting pissed.
The commander of the 212th attack battalion glared at the lightsaber currently in his hand, a lightsaber that should be in the hand of his general.
The 212th had been sent on yet another campaign, to yet another planet, to push back yet another Separatist advance.
Truthfully, the many campaigns, one right after the other with barely any time to breathe in between, were beginning to blend together in Cody’s memory.
On this mission, General Kenobi had been tasked by the Jedi Counsel to hold the line and to keep the Separatists from gaining any more ground until reinforcements could arrive, since their battalion was the closest to the planet.
Cody once more cursed their luck under his breath as he tried to locate the general through the snow storm that had come as if from nowhere. The last he saw of Kenobi was when the normally rational Jedi had thought it was a good idea to leap on the back of the flying mammal that the most recent Separatist general had been using to survey the battle, losing his saber in the process.
The Commander is certain that this new stunt just shaved several years off his life as well as give him even more strands of white hair.
Cody turned and snapped at the nearest trooper, “Waxer! Any sign of the general?”
The sharp “No, sir!” he got in return very nearly made the Commander slap a hand to his forehead in exasperation.
Before Cody could get on the comm to ascertain the whereabouts of his wayward General, a loud shriek ripped through the air as the flying creature dove towards the ground and rolled sharply to the side, finally dislodging Kenobi from its back, throwing him hard into the snow.
The Jedi master disappeared for a moment in an explosion of white powder as a Separatist artillery shell exploded way to close to the downed Jedi for Cody’s comfort.
Commander Cody tightened his grip on his rifle and leapt forwards, racing to his general’s side. He noticed vaguely that Waxer, Boil, Wooley, and Longshot were hot on his heels, laying down cover fire so the Commander could focus on getting to their general.
Cody slid to a stop next to Obi-Wan as Waxer, Boil, Wooley, and Longshot set up a perimeter around them, keeping droids at bay and watching for any stray artillery.
“Sir, are you alright?”
Obi-wan got to his feet, favoring his left leg as he straightened his spine carefully, “Of course, I-“
The general was cut off as he put weight on his left leg, a sharp gasp was ripped from his throat as he fell. The only thing that kept him from crumpling into the snow in an undignified heap was his commander’s arms wrapping around Kenobi to steady him.
“Yeah, okay, I’m taking you to see Helix, sir.”
Kenobi winced, already hearing the lecture that was almost definitely in his future, “Are we sure it’s absolutely necessary, Cody?”
Cody rolled his eyes, deciding not to dignify that question with a response as he pulled Obi-wan’s arm over his shoulder and wrapped his free arm around the Jedi’s waist, comfortably supporting the general’s weight.
As they small group of troopers and their Jedi began the trek back to base a thought occurred to the commander. He paused long enough to reach for his belt, unclipping Kenobi’s lightsaber and held it out to his general.
“Sir, I swear if you drop this again, I will duct tape it to your hand.”
Obi-wan chuckled as he clipped the saber to his belt, happy to have the familiar weight on his hip again, “Thank you, Cody.”
Cody studied his general for just a moment longer than usual before turning away, “It’s my pleasure, General.”
The commander ignored the sniggers he heard from his troopers as he once more led the way to camp.

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HAPPY STAR WARS DAY! | May 4th, 2026
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Pretty happy with how this year's Star Wars Day cake turned out