why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

Petplay but im an exotic bird being smuggled across border lines

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

Explain.