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@phoenanigans
I do requests for drabbles and stuffff
I wont do anything smutty sorryyyyy
Please dont feed my stuff to ai </3
I will do reader x character and oc x character, prompts, headcanons and other
PLEASE GIVE ME REQUESTS PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
I will do whump prompts and other angsty stuf from time to time so please be warned!!
I post art as well sometimess ^_^
hateful people/proshippers please dni <3
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Thats my yt ^
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If requests are still open, may I please request Jane Doe with a Killer! Reader headcanons?
Wahoo!! yaayy!!!! my very first ask!! huzzah!!
Jane doe x Killer!reader headcanons
A littleee angsty and a littleee violent
Watching and yearning
Jane would nervously look at you during rounds every once in a while, you couldn't tell if she was monitoring your location so she could escape or...admiring you.
Whenever you would look back her eyes would dart off to the side and she would cough and run away, looking flustered for some reason.
If she was ever with you for lms you would hesitate before striking her, Jane would look at you so softly you almost forgot what you were here to be doing.
You felt guilty? after every time you kill her for some reason. That's not supposed to happen.
Sometimes, you would admire Jane from afar, watching her patch up other survivors if they were hurt by your attack, sometimes you would hurt the others and let them go on purpose just to see her talk to them and ask if they're alright, she's so graceful...
Jane Doe would hardly ever stun you, if she did she would try to make it painless. She was still so convinced that maybe she could fix you if she ever escaped with you.
She would hide in corners from you when you were chasing other survivors, and you would pretend to not see her.
Once when you killed her, you swore on your life that when you drove a spear through her heart, pinning her in place, you felt Jane hugging you.
You would probably catch Jane smiling at you from time to time, the other survivors would tease her about it. You overheard while passing into the next room, why did it make your heart flutter?
"Ooh~ someone's got a crush!" Chance teased, nudging Jane Doe as she smiled at you from afar while you weren't looking.
"Shut it you," Jane chuckled, playfully pushing him back.
Definitely going to daydream about you, the lady is down horrendous.
C00lkidd watched the rounds and at one point saw you and Jane looking at eachother, he tugged on your shirt and asked when you two were going to get married. (lmao)
Don't worry about John he's probably making out w 1x in the corner /silly
Jabber Wonger Evaluation
(I love whatever is wrong with this man😭)
(This is just my opinion! Please don't come for me🙏)
Happy pride month Janka, stay toxic and gay 🫰
Toxic as in poisonous toxic, or toxic as in they’re in an unhealthy relationship toxic?
GACHIAKUTA AND SNAPCHAT!!
characters: Enjin, follo,Rudo, Zanka, riyo
Contents: slightly crack-y, slight follo bullying, support cleaner! reader.
disclaimer!!: my headcanons of how I think they would use it 💔 as someone who hasn’t used snap in years.
Enjin - snapscore: 50-70k
Enjin's lowkey pushing 30, but he’d probably have the app cause he finds it fun to work with. unlimited amounts of filters AND unreplayable snaps ? Oh, he’s spamming everyone he knows.
his bitmoji would definitely either be a facescan or just none at all. Getting right to the good stuff, you know?
He'd be a casual Snapchat user too, friendslist full with so many people- some he doesn’t even know. The moment he gets a “someone added you” notification, trust that he’s accepting immediately.
when you ask about it? he’d just shrug it off and claim it’s just “social media being.. well, social.”
he'd send snaps to everyone of the aftermath of missions and cleaner parties— with a caption that just has good vibes all around I’d imagine! Blurry angles, but effortlessly capturing all of the fun nonetheless.
uses his own face as a sticker. And no one questions it.
Sometimes he’d post stories with nothing but a text that reads “anyone in canvas town? (preferably ladies 👀)” and the other times it would be like 20 stories of some unfunny videos. the type you’d just try to click by 40 times to get through to the next story.
SURPRISINGLY can keep a streak. has like 20 over 120 days. Hes the type of guy to remind some of the cleaners to send a snap to keep the streak in person.
when you’re on the field after a successful mission, he’d probably send a snap of you standing proudly by the other cleaners with a caption that reads “you killed it out there”..right before saying something similar to your face, a wide grin on his face knowing that that you won’t be able to see the photo till later.
[enjin]
🟦 opened
[you]
WTF?? THANKS?? when did you even take that?😭😭
[enjin]
[you] oh ok
Follo — snapscore: somewhere in the 20k!
Yeah, he uses it, barely though.. why wouldn’t he? Main form of communication with friends from his hometown, I’d assume. Sometimes he forgets he even has the app, and when he remembers he bides his time on Snapchat spotlight for hours when Instagram reels isn’t hitting.
his bitmoji would be pretty basic, just a face scan would suffice! A plain white background to match his little character in the default pose.
Sees it as a chance to see what the others have going on, lingering on some stories a little longer than he should. He’s a lurker, basically.
His friendslist would mostly consist of people he knows. A few dead group chats from years and years ago, where he happened to almost always be the one left on opened. Has the supporters gc on mute and probably only checks in every few days or so, with a reply like“👍🏻”.
doesn't receive a lot of friend requests and is mostly likely the one sending em out. Doesn’t get added back often.
more of an emoticon user..
Definitely comments under the pimple popping bait videos.
bro its been 40 videos. POP THE DAMN THING ALREADY.
When he does post stories, it would probably be some pics of him after working out, right next to a motivation quote… an incredibly rare sighting for you and everyone else. Or maybe it would be unironic interaction bait like “god im so lonely 👀👀” or “what does ly mean”..basically the type of posts nobody gaf about. Follo would hold his breath till he gets a reaction, and would definitely give up 20 seconds into the breath holding.
[you: replied to follos story]
Yooo delete this😭😭😭. omg.
[follo]
ight bro.
on the occasions he sends snaps, it would probably be bed selfies, like the low effort ones just showing his eyes and ruffled hair. Most likely captioned with a “u up? ^^” , knowing damn well nobodies asleep at 7pm.
definitely doesn’t do streaks because he can’t remember it for the life of him.
Riyo — snapscore: 800k
yes she does. She most likely was the one who convinced the other cleaners to get the app too.
Her friendslist would be stacked with randoms from canvas town. would be getting friend request notifications like crazy and just wouldn’t bat an eye at it. Like it’s the most normal thing in the world.
Honestly, her phone would be on dnd most of the time due to the complaints from the cleaners around her.
accurate and detailed bitmoji that you can just tell she took 30mins on.
Halfswiper. Does this so often and tries to play it off as “time saving.” .it would definitely be impossible to talk to her on snap, so you just switch the app entirely most of the time. Riyo probably talks through snaps/ voice messages because she “cba”..
“im sorry, i really cant be asked to type right now but…!”
uses her friends faces as stickers.
most of her stories would probably consist of her trying out cute new hairstyles, and the next would be a COMPLETE 180. Like a video in 4k ultra hd of a cleaner caught digging in their ass (most likely rudo tbh.)
with a zoom in and everything. Watching her stories feel like whiplash, but it’s genuinely interesting.
[you: replied to riyos story]
BRO WHO IS THIS IMCRUING
[riyo]
[translation: rudo. it’s rudo. (inaudiable laughter)]
[you]
oh ok. that makes sense.
would be the type to post the “nrs” stories unironically
when she sends snaps it’s probably a full face with a dog filter, for streaks instead of drawing an “s” she draws an “R” just to be extra.
Rudo — snapscore: 700-1.3k
yes he uses it. Quite frequently, too.
decently low snapscore because he probably only has like 4 friends added on it.
bitmoji just a whole bunch of nonsense. when you received his fq you almost declined and considered blocking before he told you it was him.
schizo-poster, i genuinely believe he would be posting some serious BUULLLCRAP on his stories. like a photo of his hq dorm wall. no caption, no nothing. and the next would be a photo of his face, blank , bug eyed and staring into your soul. Skin flaky, lips cracked, eyes bloodshot and everything.
Has full on conversations on his story. Like a back and forth of screenshots and captions between another cleaner.
genuinely doesn’t reply normally. he ALWAYS replies through his story, and when you asked him about it in person, he’d just look at you weirdly as if you were the one using the app incorrectly.
[you]
will u be on the mission today
[you: replied to rudo’s story]
ok do u know what time we’ll be getting back
[you: replied to rudo’s story]
thanks.
Zanka — snapscore: 120-300
Yeah, he uses it. But, about just as much as you’d think a guy who’s constantly training 24/7 uses snap; hardly. every time he logs onto Snapchat it feels like a whole new app— so he doesn’t really bother with it. He’s more of an ig guy anyways.
no bitmoji.
only his closest friends added. has a few requests pending and keeps it there to feel important.
would definitely try to be a halfswiper(cause he saw Riyo doing it a few times) and fail every.single.time.
when he does eventually post a story, it’s on accident— a low angled photo with a less than pleasing view of his chin(s) . You had to teach him how to delete a story after that. And when he gets used to it? His whole thread would be a lovely assistaff fan account. Lovely assistaff perched on a bench. Lovely assistaff getting her #vitamind, basking in the warmth of the sun. Lovely assistaff this, lovely assistaff that— god, you just skip his stories at this point, because there is ZERO need for 30 pictures of lovely assistaff in the same damn spot with different filters. At this point, you genuinely just believe he’s on snap to just post photos of her.😭
And the snaps? Lovely assistaff. And If not that, then it would be a photo of his ceiling. doesn’t do streaks, views it as a waste of time.
[you: replied to zanka’s story]
can u stop posting this stick💔
[zanka]
? ?? you tryna say something, asshole?
you later got blocked.
a/n: had a lot of fun making this, and it’s my first time posting here so PUHLEASSEE be nice to me. Feedback is appreciated! 🥹 also creds to @mysweetrisa for the idea! saw their bllk one and brainstormed for like.. a day straight after.
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Zooble x reader headcanons
Sfw, fluff, romantic/platonic, domestic
🔺Zooble lets you sleep on them while they nap or does just does their own thing. They draw with gangle/ragatha or talk with them while stroking your back or head.
🔺They don’t like touch that much from others but is really cuddly with you. Jax will poke fun at him when you hug and they’ll immediately go off at him, but they’ve gotten better at ignoring the ragebait.
🔺It scratches/pats you to comfort you when something bad happens, or when you did a good job on something. She’ll say “come on.” and she’ll help you up if you fall, while rubbing your shoulder.
🔺It loves when you scratch/rub its head and lays it on your lap like a cat, or even closing her eyes or falling asleep.
🔺She likes to fantasize about doing surprisingly mundane things with you like going to the grocery store, doing taxes or laundry and it makes her blush
🔺They’ll make inappropriate jokes that go over caines censor while nudging your shoulder, and then you’ll giggle like 12 year olds.
🔺Sometimes he will let you help her pick out parts.
🔺If they had a mouth you would always catch him smiling and or looking at you for no reason really.
🔺She’s got some cool older sister vibes, you have one on one talks outside in the dark and she drops some really banger lines.
🔺Absolutely loves it when you compliment them, their love language is quality time, words of affirmation and acts of service.
🔺They would affectionately call you snarky nicknames, They would pull you towards them and say “ c’mere idiot “
🔺He’s a great listener and loves it when you tell him about your day, he’s surprisingly affectionate.
🔺You two stay up late at night and constantly make jokes, you guys laugh so hard you can barely breathe. She’ll sneak in lovey-dovey things to make you cringe as a satire, jokingly flirting with you (but is it reeaally joking? 😛)
Ginger x Vee, browsercookies
Two time x azure x reader headcanons
Romantic sfw fluff
💜Azure always makes you and two time tea every morning
💜You have movie nights every friday
💜Two time always gets so excited when talking to you they have to count to three in their head before rambling again
💜Azure puts on the most god awful music known to mankind when you guys are driving
💜You all go to the library every once in a while and read on the benches outside
💜Two time plays animal crossing and azure plays doom while you sit and watch them
💜You like to sit around with them and catch bugs in the garden
💜Two time gets flustered really easily
💜Azure has the the most stoic poker face
💜Azure goes out and buys you snacks when you’re feeling upset
💜Two time tried to make you chocolates for Valentine’s Day but burnt them so bad they were genuinely inedible so azure went out last minute to buy plushies and roses
💜Two time cuddles a body pillow instead of you
💜azure kicks you in his sleep
💜Azure forces you and two time to do morning stretches so you “don’t die”
💜Two time hides behind you when they’re nervous like a cat
💜Two time lays on you a lot
💜Two time loves dressing you up all pretty
💜Two time draws you and azure in their sketchbook and gets really flustered when someone asks what’s inside it
💜Azure would “excuse me they asked for no pickles” for you
💜Azure is always up before you making breakfast
💜Azure always deals with the bugs and picks them up with his bare hands and tosses them out the window
💜two time daydreams about you and azure
💜Azure will randomly go up to you and kiss you on the cheek.
💜They both bite you
in the circus, straight up gloinking it, and by it...heh lets just say....my pomnis
Book gijinka for my horrid chud sister (affectionate)
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As someone who's been under intense back surgery, here's how to write for it!!!
this is just my experience btw! It's not guaranteed to be the same for everyone!!!
For your whumpees with back problems, specifically scoliosis <3
TW, suicidal thoughts/surgery
What it feels like going under after being injected:
Whumpee feels slightly sick/ nauseous, tightening in stomach
The room begins to spin
Everything gets blurry
Whumpee's throat closes up
Whumpee wont be able to breathe for a moment
Whumpee falls asleep
Waking up/first few days:
I know it seems weird (well more weird for me) recovery IN hospital takes around 3-10 days but it will feel like months for whumpee
Whumpee wakes up in a white room and everything hurts
There will be a tube in whumpee's lung to drain out fluids like blood and other bad things.
Whumpee can barely bring themselves to speak
Whumpee is paralyzed
There are IV's all over whumpee
Whumpee is being pumped full of medicines and cant feel the needles because of all the anesthetic
Even though there is anesthetic coursing through every vein in their body (hyperbole) whumpee will still hurt like hell.
Whumpee will sleep for days straight and still feel exhausted.
whumpee will begin to sit up very about 1-3 days in
Caretaker will have to feed them
They will be washed by nurses/caretaker on the hospital bed (NOT COMFORTABLE) and it WILL hurt, for extra angst make the nurses rude. My writer must love me like you guys love your blorbos because those nurses washing me were bitchesss
They are given medication that constipates them, and a tube is inserted into the urethra to the bladder, it is NOT comfortable and it took 2 months for my thang to stop stinging 😭 (probably just me tho bc i also had urethra surgery)
Eventually whumpee will get their movement back but it will be AGONIZING
Grunting and groaning, limited movement, feeling dazed.
Eventually whumpee will be able to get up and walk around.
They will have to hold the package of fluids from their lungs.
whumpee will be moved out of emergency care once they can walk and will be taken to the healing ward/childrens ward.
Whumpee will get better, get a little better.
The whumpee will have to do GRUELING breathing exercises with some fuckass balls in tubes and blow and them and omg its actual hell on earth. Its probably not important (it is) but its called an incentive spirometer. Here they are
https://www.fruugo.co.za/respiratory-exerciser-for-deep-breathing-practice-with-3-balls/p-391575805-838212868?language=en&ac=google&utm_source=google&utm_medium=paid&asc=pmax&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23358341494&gbraid=0AAAAADpXug2IGPGoNvao_-ezWmclD0DR_&gclid=CjwKCAjw857RBhAgEiwAI-1yKJ7B9kxCqSd3K0o4UQMvYd_9S5TzHkVu6pEGWvjRelLY_tRVDgdYphoCbqwQAvD_BwE
Once whumpee gets all the fluid out into that package coming from their lung, a doctor will come in and remove it by pulling it out, it has this stich thingy connected to it where itll stich itself back up idk.
The amount of relief i felt when that thing finally came out of me was untouched by god i cant even lie to yall.
Emotional state
Whumpee will beg caretaker/nurse to kill them and fantasize about being put out of their misery.
Whumpee will lash out and speak whatever's on their mind.
unfortunately this wont lead to as much secret spilling as i thought it would, phew! Well not phew for the writing but do what you want, it will mostly lead to just being a bit of a ass in general and being silly.
Whumpee could scream and thrash at the top of their lungs and it would sound like their talking normally.
Constantly feeling like they're in a dream.
Everything is bass boosted 20x, gentle touch feels like being scratched, normal talking rings in their ears, i know this contradicts the screaming one but thats honestly just how it is sometimes.
Emotional state is in overdrive, crying because they want cereal but the cereal is to crunchy
sometimes so dissociated whumpee cant even tell they're being injected with medicine, and sometimes so "sociated" it feels like if they take another step they will actually lose their life.
Whumpee will eventually get more sane as they heal.
Personality will flip like a switch
Once whumpee leaves hospital it will take around 2-7 months for their back to completely heal, there will be a huge sickass scar running along their love handle, over their ribs and to the middle top of their spine.
I know i know i thought it was gonna go up my back as well.
At home
Whumpee will probably get very depressed laying in bed all day.
depending on whumpees personality they will either love it or hate it
even if they love lazing around at first whumpee will eventually become depressed, sigh
Caretaker, in hospital watching over whumpee: I got you a muffin.
Whumpee, absolutely zonked out of their bones on pain meds: Yayay! i luv muffinz!!...gimme...
Caretaker, teasing: Nope! You're not gettin' any!
Whumpee: ***Crying real tears
Different caretaker: Caretaker!
im not "coming out" i will fluidisize my gender, not date anyone, and my parents are just going to have to deal with it
MAKE UP YOUR MIND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
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high effort shitpost teehee :3
Dental whump prompts
Tw St@rving, cavities, medical whump, dental whump, ab3se, t0rture, very very light body horror, mild gore
Whumper giving Whumpee nothing but sweets and candies and Whumpee loving it at first, Whumper does not give any way for Whumpee to take care of their teeth and Whumpee has to deal with the consequences
Whumpee trying to eat as little as possible to avoid the pain that sugar gives them, enough to survive but enough to give them horrible pain.
Eventually the pain becomes so bad Whumpee just refuses to eat, begging Whumper to just take them to a dentist, or just straight up take their teeth out, please! Anything would be better than this.
The feeling of Whumpee's teeth rotting in their mouth and being unable to do anything about it, the feeling of helplessness as they feel their bones being stripped from them.
Horrible aching pains, all day and all night, its agonizing, worse than any torture Whumper could inflict
Having to look at their teeth in the mirror and be horrified
Maybe Whumper rips their teeth out or grates, sands, grinds or cracks them off.
Caretaking prompts
Caretaker bringing Whumpee to a dentist, Whumpee is shaking because of the experiences with Whumper, tied down to a chair, mouth forced open, pain.
Whumpee is crying and sobbing and maybe even screaming, but Caretaker is there to make sure things are okay and comfort Whumpee.
Whumpee getting triggered by sweets
Caretaker tries to comfort them by giving them candy but it just makes things even worse
Whumpee, sobbing, eats it (because what other choice do they have?) and Caretaker is so confused.
Caretaker cradling Whumpee and telling them that whenever their teeth are hurting they can tell Caretaker and they will always try their best to help.
Whumpee obsessively brushing their teeth to the point that it hurts their teeth more than it heals them.
Whumpee gets tooth implants and Caretaker has never seen them happier.
