Live By The Creed

i am seeing activity from blogs that have not posted in years, its like watching permafrost melt. observing you all in my petri dish

i be in my own head fighting for my life

wait

i call to my children on christmas morning and they all snap their legs running down our ribcage stairs

the OSHA inspector takes one look at this and starts strangling the architect with his bare hands

Looking at this broke both of my ankles

Old Tumblr post layout with a lot of reblogs

One of my favourite videos on the internet

THIS is what it means to go absolutely hog wild

I’m resharing this because I too have a dark side

when i was a kid i used to have the first episode of camp lazlo memorized like shot for shot line for line so when i was on long car rides i would just be like “ok im gonna watch tv now” and my parents would be like wtf this kid talking about

guns don’t kill people, horses kill people