BUY THE TICKET, TAKE THE RIDE

The illuminati got ahold of Doritos

Feeeeeeeelin this

I was cute today

Gradually revamping a favorite sweater

Uh

I only fux with the classiest of bathrooms.

This is a super shitty picture, but this sweet boy has really won over my heart like no one else. No one else has ever made me feel so loved, respected, and appreciated. He also puts up with all of my mushiness and insecurities. And he's hardly ever on instagram 😂. I love you to the moon and back, turd. 😘💘💘 @andylaneisadick

So hell froze over and I'm here

Typical. @andylaneisadick 💑🎇🎉💕💕

The gangs all here @batsyclerk et al

Yesssssss this hair is amazing thank you so much @batsyclerk for your hairstyling wizardy

Not even my final form

Better pics once I actually style it

In the process of going back to purple!

@batsyclerk drew an excellent portrait of me