Be excellent to each other.

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

Let’s roleplay but you actually fall in love with me and we get married

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

ah yes, the three stress reactions: Fight, Flight, and Serve Cunt

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge