I love beans!!

This is a blog about all things phighting beans! Do you have some beautiful beans to talk about or show off? Well this is the right place!

You can:

Talk about beans (OCs, AUs, Headcanons, canon + something i might've missed)

Show off beans (Art/pic in ask)

And of course ask if theres something you dont understand! (not 100% i'll understand either :))

You cannot:

Ask something insanely NSFW, people seeing the ask may be uncomfortable with it! (I will do my best to redact these things if there any silly stuff in the ask tho-)

IMPORTANT! This blog is not affiliated with Boggio OR Phighting bean merge, this is something I just wanted to do.

Also note that theres only one person running this, so please be patient as I may be busy sometimes.

The 'you cannot' section will probably be updated as time goes on...

(wip layout lel)

Asks unanswered: 0

Medbean: His caretaker found him shivering on his family's porch and then brought the bean inside. While the caretaker did nurse medbean back to health٫ It was paranoid for a good while but eventually trusted the caretaker enough to feel safe around him (The caretaker thought the color change and the crystal meant something was wrong but nope! Medbean is healthy!)

Boombean: Found the bean under the bench she was sitting on when she was playing her guitar. Bb's caretaker then took him home as the bean has grown attached to the caretaker after a few park visits (Boombean likes to sing whenever he feels relax around her)

Subbean: Found him injured and brought him to the vet while also trying not to get poisoned by the bean. Eventually brought the subbean home and it took a very long time for him to go just a little soft (Caretaker doesn't know where the biobeans came from but just accepted their fate (meele caretakers for ref))

Vinebean: Shuribean brought Vinebean into the house while their caretaker and his family were on a outing. When the caretaker came back٫ he saw Shuribean's sister and just let her stay seeing how Shuri is close to Vinebean (Like i said٫ the dad lwk dont care and lets vinebean stay)

Coilbean: The caretaker looked at the bean once٫ and now tries to ragebait him via biting and growling at the caretaker but the bean followed him home bc the caretaker thought it didn't trust him but turns out Coilbean is bad at feelings (Coilbean still bites him sometimes but not too hard)

Bonus:

- Domestic medbeans turn teal while wild ones are green/predisater color idk

- Playground trio caretakers are classmates

- Vinebean is almost always in the garden sunbathing٫ Shuribean joins her sometimes

- Boombeans take their visors off around caretakers as a sign of trust and safety; His caretaker lwk cried tears of joy after learning abt it

- Medbean once curled up against his caretaker and said caretaker sat like a statue for a good 30 minutes

Welcome back!!

Medbean caretaker is completely right in being concernced 'bout that, usually dont see that happen

bites of love trust

- axolotl anon

Oooh uh, I guess that would depend on where they were spawned..

0 for Lost Templers atleast

4 - 6 for Playgrounders and Thieves Denners

maybe 2 - 4 for Blackrockians

0 - 1 if SFOTH

oh uhh

Tbh I think I gotta go with the Pwnatious bean! More or less them being my fav character lel

I really just like all blackrockians!

Also more Madbean hcs

-Very hissy, but won't bite, scratches quite rarely

-Overall very sluggish! Might limp on pretty much any limb from time to time

-Difficult to take care of because of health issues...

-Little menace that won't cuddle! Might sit on one's lap though, obviously it means you are not allowed to leave

-Very picky! And there is not a lot of things it even can eat. Mostly pureed stuff tho

Snow leopard!! Very cute animal ^^

So real for the sluggish thing, especially regarding those health issues, ouch..

Wigglebean

Rocketbean: The caretaker's family zukabean went outside for the whole day and brought in a stray and spiked up Rocketbean before the sun set. It took ahwile to gain his trust but now he's comfortable arounf the caretaker (He lwk cried the first time beanket curled up on his lap)

Beanshot: The Caretaker found him outside of the cafe he worked at after his shift and then kept feeding him treats until it was brought home after gaining slingbean's trust (He now has a free messager that purrs and a helper in the kitchen cuz apparently it knows how to cook)

Hyperbean: Found him heavily injured in an allyway and quickly got vet treatment for the poor bean in the rain. Took awhile to calm him but in the present, became close (Princess the cat is still there as hyperbean's emotional support)

Shuribean: Bro just snuck into the caretaker's bag and unknowingly brought him home. He didn't realized until the bean leaped out of the bag and made itself home (The caretaker doesn't question on the fact a vinebean is now in the house a week after Shuribean arrived; His dad Iwk just gave up and kept them)

Scythebean: Broke into the caretaker's place and now owns the place. Like one day the caretaker arrived home from somewhere and just found the bean curled up on the couch (At this point, Her caretaker doesn't care if scythebean somehow brought in a wholw hawk it managed to defeat)

I'll get to the supports next soon enough

Bonus:

- Swordbean's caretaker and his family are close neighbors with Rocketbean's caretakers

- Slingbean and the rest of thieves den are next door from each other while Beantana and his caretaker are just a few minutes away from them

- Princess is just a regular cat and is still close with Hyperbean

- Sometimes٫ the beans will stack ontop of each other as a sign of affection

- Beans making biscuits on their owners٫ imagine that

Having a bean that can bake really makes things easier.. I need one of those. Man I wish beans were real </3

Also how would one not figure out a bean is in your bag? Is Shuri just light as a feather >_>

Swordbean: Was taken in during the rain when injured and after taking sword to the bean equivalent of a veternarian٫ grown attached to his caretaker. (Venomshank and sword still lived rent free on the roof٫ They come inside occasionally)

Skatebean: Found in the skatepark where the caretaker was doing tricks٫ approuched her٫ and watched her until she decided to take skatebean home (Sometimes rides her skateboard when he can)

Biobean: Followed Subbean around from the vet٫ to the bean store٫ until they gotten home where they stayed with the subbean as he was taken in by their caretaker (Caretaker lwk accepted their fate)

Beantana: He just showed up one day when the window was left open by accident٫ Stayed just outside of the enterance until he was invited inside by his now caretaker (Took the caretaker a week to realized that he did not own a bean)

Beanhammer: Just followed his caretaker home and then dashed inside as soon as the door opened. (Said caretaker thought the bean was cute and kept him٫ her parents are wondering where the heck did the large bean came from)

Next up are the ranged beans!!!

Bonus:

- Sometimes a Windforce bean will show up inside the caretaker's house sometimes bc of ban hammer

- Katanabean is very fluffy and makes for a good pillow

- There are bean care centers but they are usually uncommon

- Venombean doing that one thing that hens do to their chicks Aka brooding with sword

This is so cute, like oml especially the Venombean, Biobean and a bit of the Swordbean...

I wonder what the reaction would be between Windforce and the caretaker.. eh

The phighter beans will sometimes (if not almost always) drag their caretakers into shenanigans since they will either be taken along when the human goes out٫ sneak out when they aren't looking٫ or sneak into their bag when they aren't looking (This happened one too many times with Shuribean)

The caretakers has a few bits of the phighters personality but overall their own person while the Beans are a similar personality to their og's

I like to imagine that they cause a bit of chaos out of the caretaker's parents eye sight in some giant mall. The playground beans and their caretakers getting chased by some bullies٫ Thieves den snuck out to explore the mall while their owners are searching for them٫ Lost temple as well as the caretakers are trolling some of the security guards by accident (Scythebean is the cause)٫ and Blackrock beans somehow hijacked a cart and the caretakers are now having to chase them down.

The factionless are either joining one of groups or staying with their owner

Bonus:

- A banhammer bean size can reached to below a human's hip

- The smallest beans are biobeans (They look like about the size of a computer mouse)

- I feel like Rocketbeans act like hedgehogs and spike up when threaten

- Sword's caretaker once saw a Venomshabk Bean outside his window at like 3 am٫ begging to see his son after he was taken in when injured (They live rent free on the caretaker's family roof)

jumpscare /very pos

this is so cool, just having little beans getting into trouble is so funny

Someone just sees a Subbean riding on a golf cart it somehow started while out taking a walk in my head rn

Let the poor Venombean in he needs to see his son

Are we allow to put in AU's abt the beans?

-"Beans" are kinda like "Birds" or "Fish" a veryyyyyyyy big umbrella term for all the species that fall under it.

-Sea Bunnies from Pressure fall under the umbrella term 'Beans' bc... they are just so bean shaped

-Vinesplash, Shurifin, and Seashot are the phighting beans that are closest related to Sea Bunnies

*tries to ominously disappear behind a passing bus but fails and gets soaked by a puddle*

:O

Having it as an umbrella term is fair, there are alot- even if we just count phighting <_<

I will give these beautiful bean facts a 10/10 for awesomeness!!