#pwnatious

sorry but pwnatious dares not to even TOUCH the poor

gods i love this little nepo baby ass hole so much, IN HER STREAM YESTERDAY SODA DREW THEM AND OUGH I LOVE THEM, anyways let’s see how i do with writing them lmao

- Let’s set one thing straight, if you wanna date them you’re going to have to be high enough class in their eyes, they are very classist (soda herself said they’d only date someone high class)

- Pwnatious is a bratty asshole, but somehow they’re your bratty asshole, not to Subspace levels but they constantly boast about how they’re the epitome of a noble, and especially of a Blackrock noble, they have a lot of faction pride, and their ego is huge, they’re the opposite of humble but it’s alright, they’re less brag-y around you since they know you already know how great they are

- They grew up in high society and it definitely translates over into the way they view relationships, they originally only viewed them as a way to increase your own social standing and power, after all that’s what their parents did, so when they eventually met and fell in love with you they were completely thrown for a loop, they’d never had expected they would end up with someone because of actual romantic feelings, not that they mind it was just a shock to them

- In terms of how they show affection it comes out in a very regal and high class way, from expensive gifts and dates, to reserved touches and words, they seem so pompous about their affection but it’s just because they aren’t sure how to properly convey their love, their parents only married for status, and were never around so they never had an example of how romance is shown to others, it’s awkward and stuff at first but as time goes on they learn how to portray their feelings eventually

- With that they take you on the fanciest dates, but as your both assumedly wealthy you likely pay for yourself on most occasions, specially occasions like spawnday’s are one of those exceptions, you have been to just about every posh restaurant in Blackrock and Crossroads together, but you two have a favorite you’re more likely to go to, they also bring you as their plus one to high class events and you do the same, fancy parties with small finger foods and big dresses type events, you stay together arm in arm as expected, but if you’re actually secretly gossiping and making fun of others there no one has to know

- Pwnatious isn’t stingy with their money per say but they don’t get you gifts all the time, when they do they’re always beautiful and expensive, their favorite gift they’ve ever given you was this small glass statue, small as in fits in your tow hands small, of a teapot, after all their entire family symbol is a teapot, shown by the one they wear on their head passed down by one of their parents, it has real jewels imbedded in it as well, it’s beautiful and one of a kind

- When it comes to love language theirs is words of affirmation, especially being on the receiving end, hearing you compliment them and tell them that they’re the best and amazing makes them feel so wonderful, though they’re ego is already so large it’s a bit redundant, they will of course compliment you back but they have a hard time articulating good compliments, they want something unique to say not anything basic inphernals hear all the time, so be patient if they’re trying to compliment you, they’re doing their best

- When it comes to touch they don’t mind it but they want it to be in a formal way, so no big hugs out of nowhere, and rather then hand holding they prefer locking arms with you, they also enjoy leaning their horns against your own, it makes them feel safe and comfortable, but their favorite way to physically show love is to dance with you, soft classical music playing as you two sway back and forth is one of their favorite things in the entire inphinity

- When it comes to pet names they don’t use them all that much, maybe one or two here and there but they aren’t big on them, they think most of them are too improper or not fancy enough so they use them very sparsely, and if you use them they very much prefer similar ones to what they use, something more fancy sounding and regal

- While Carnage is technically only their body guard he’s more of a parent then their actual parents, so with that even if he’s not programmed to he finds himself looking out for you as well, partially because they requested it partially because he knows that you’re important to their master and want them to be happy, so you’ve got an unofficial Biograft guard thanks to your partner

- You didn’t meet Pwnatious’ parents for a while after you started dating, they’re always so busy and hardly home there wasn’t a good opportunity, you finally did at a dinner with them and began to understand why your lover isn’t so fond of them, sure they are their parents doesn’t mean they like them all that much, especially since they’re largely absent

- While they prefer to wear their teapot as a sign of their wealth and family, they are alright not wearing it around you more so then anyone else, especially because it allows them to see you properly and they love admiring you, and it does mean they can kiss you when they have it off, but if you kiss the spout of the teapot they will short circuit, you’re pretty sure you see steam coming out of it from how hot their face is afterwards

- With kissing, similar to touch they’re no all willy nilly with it, they like it in private peaceful moments, and they adore it while you’re dancing together, while their kisses are usually short and sweet if they are longer you run the risk of their sharp teeth, especially the golden tooth, cutting your lips slightly, they don’t do it on purpose but when it does happen they do find it slightly attractive, not that they will say that though

- They have to repaint their left horn every so often since they enjoy how it looks with the painted pattern, so if you offer to help they won’t say no, as it does make it far easier then doing it in a mirror, it’s a soft moment, one of venerability, for once they don’t talk about how great they are, or how much money they have, it’s just you two basking in each other’s presence as they let you touch the single most important place on their body, after all if you loose your horns you lose your life, so trusting another inphernal enough to touch their horn for an extended period of time takes a lot of trust and love