Fanfiction

part one, part two

A Flash Before The Line Gets Blurry - phansdick

Summary: Dan gets dared to date Phil Lester, a guy from his school who only dates people for seven days before breaking up with them.

Because I Don’t Sleep At All Without You Pressed Up Against Me - phanlight

Summary: Dan and Phil are tired teenage art students who nap together a lot.

Dan Howell’s Ten-Step Plan - theaterkidlester

Summary: Dan Howell may have been only fifteen, but he knew where his life was going. He was going to be a runway model, (his pastel goth fashion and thousands of tumblr followers assured him of that.) And just because he has a crush on Phil, a year eleven who also happens to be super dream and in drama, that doesn’t change Dan’s plan. It just inspires him to come up with a new one. A ten-step plan, to be exact.

Drink The Wine (And We Will Be Victorious) - theaterkidlester

Summary: Seventeen year old Dan Howell is not going to be a good for nothing lawyer like his father. No, he’s going to run to America to become a model. But doing so could be quite expensive, and he needs a quick source of cash. Enter Phil, a hot young lawyer who works under Dan’s father.

Empty Words (ao3) - dilhowlter

Summary: Dan is living the high life of a popular sixteen year old. Best friends with the mot desirable guy in the school, invited to every event, king of kings, until one night, he inadvertently changed lives. And his guilt is killing him. Will he risk it all, turn in his friends for an unknown victim? Will he allow himself to lose the life he’s living?

Free Love - steampunkhowell

Summary: Dan and Phil teenagers and best friends in the 1960′s who smoke and chat in a treehouse. Dan thinks he may be gay, and Phil doesn’t give a shit about labels.

Get The Wood - winkinglester

Summary: Teenage!Dan and his family are taking a camping trip, and Dan is less than thrilled. Maybe a certain boy can make the trip a little better.

Give Me A Spark, I’ll Give You Explosions - cafephan

Summary: Phil is shy, silently pining. Dan is loud and flirty, and doesn’t care about labels. House parties and nail polish occur.

Life Is A Test (And I Get Bad Marks) - phansdick

Summary: Soulmate au where the first thing you think when you see your soulmate for the first time appears on their skin. Dan has always been known as the most badass guy in school; Until Phil Lester shows up, that is. Feeling like his image is at risk, he lashes out, causing an all-out war between the two.

Lover Boy - cafephan

Summary: Phil is the shy new kid at school, taken under the wing of Dan’s group of friends. The two develop crushes on one another, but a secret from the past threatens to jeopardise everything before it even begins.

Pastel Pajamas And Onesies - steampunkhowell

Summary: teen!phan where they’re neighbors and Phil goes over to dans house at 2am to make out with him because he’s a lil shit.

Speak Now - phanlight

Summary: Teenage!phan are best friends and Phil has a crush on Dan. Phil also has a parrot and one afternoon when Dan’s at his house the parrot says “I love Dan” or something and then fluff happens.

The Strong, The Weak, And The Courageous - placingglaciers

Summary: In which Dan and Phil have a sort of “friends with benefits” relationship and they go to a lame dance followed by a lame party that has a lame spin-the-bottle game that potentially changes their relationship “forever.”

Use Me (ao3) - quesalpha (ummonique)

Summary: punk!Phil and pastel!Dan have to spend time together now that their mums are working together. Phil is more innocent than Dan expects and Dan is less innocence than Phil expects.

What A Bother (ao3) - pastelpunkdan

Summary: Phil is a normal teenager but Dan hates him, that’s basically it.

Wrong Place, Wrong Time - skinnyjeanshowell

Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars..

Its been a pleasure being your friend

I’m trying so fucking hard not to laugh at IRON WILL because my grandparents are asleep but here’s your thing you evil human

Yes, he was the one to suggest the anime marathon, but he was bored, and when he gets bored, his mind wanders. It settled on the image of Phil inside him, gripping his hips and litterin hb his chest with hickies, and suddenly he wasn’t so bored anymore.

No, now he was hard. He glanced to Phil, who was still looking at the screen intently, completely oblivious to Dan’s little problem. That needed to change, and soon, because getting off was an instant cure to boredom, right?

It didn’t take long for him to make up his mind, and soon he was straddling Phil’s lap, his hips squirming and his face buried into Phil’s neck. Phil didn’t react in the slightest, not even when Dan was dragging his lips across Phil’s adam’s apple, though the growing erection in Phil’s jeans would argue the rest of him on that.

Nearly five minutes passed like that, Dan at this point just rutting against Phil and letting out little whimpers against Phil’s throat as he did so. The only acknowledgment he received was Phil wrapping his arm around Dan’s waist, though that did little to help Dan out in the slightest.

As the barely there friction became to much, Dan reached down to undo the button of his jeans, to relieve some of that unbearable pressure, a hand came down over his own. “I want you to come for me like that” came Phil’s voice, quiet and demanding.

Dan let out a whine but obeyed, his hips growing unsteady, growing frustrated and complaining in a breathy voice “’M not eighteen anymore, can’t get off on just this,” though the strain to get out that coherent of a sentence contradicted his words.

Regardless, Phil shrugged, attaching his lips to Dan’s neck, kissing and biting and likely leaving a mark. Dan’s hips stilled altogether for a moment before his previous soft whines grew into moans and his hips began rocking down fervently, almost unconsciously.

Unsurprisingly, he didn’t last much longer than that and he came in his pants with a cry of Phil’s name, throwing his head back as he finished in a way he hadn’t previously in years.

the morning after ayyy

i tried my best 💗

~ it was a night of the summer of 2009 when phil had been told about how sensitive dans neck was and he’d used it to his advantage most days since

~ when dan had been particularly annoying or phil wanted his own way his favourite thing was when they were sat on the sofa together and dan wasn’t paying attention to him, too busy looking at his laptop or the tv

~ he’d scoot closer until he was able to comfortably rest his head on dans shoulder, though knowing his actions well enough dan always pushed his head off with a huff and a slightly exasperated “phillll”

~ every time, phil would defend himself and promise he wasn’t going to do anything, until dan just sighed and then didn’t push him away when phil went to rest his head on his shoulder again

~ then he’d start off by nuzzling his face into dans neck, brushing his nose softly against the warm skin and blowing hot air onto it

~ dan would still slightly and phil would stop, waiting to carry on once dan had relaxed. he’d then move on to kissing it, light pecks down the side of his neck that would cause little huffs to come out of dans mouth

~ within minutes dan would be whining as phil sucked hickeys into his soft flesh, his hand holding onto phils thigh to give him something to grip

~ “please” he’d whimper, his hips shifting and bucking up into nothing

~ “what’s that baby?” phil would reply mercilessly, grazing his teeth over dans adam’s apple

~ “make me cum” dan would gasp, taking one of phils hands and placing it on top of the bulge in his jeans, giving him something to grind up against

~ phil would chuckle, his tongue darting out to lick a strip up dans neck, feeling him flinch and tremble at the sensation

~ dan would grind up against phils hand, the older man rubbing down in time with dans hips to give him at least some kind of friction while he marked dans neck relentlessly

~ it didn’t take long for dan to moan particularly loudly, his hips stuttering and jerking up into phils palm as a warmth spread across the front of jeans

~ “still as much of an insatiable teenager as you were when you were eighteen” phil would mumble against dans neck that was now practically covered with purple and red marks

ik you said boyfriends but i made them not bfs cause im all about that Gay Ending™ sorry anon dont hate me?? (why is this so fucking long)

-he’s oh so frustrated, but because they’re on tour and he’s almost always in the same room as phil, dan has practically no way of release. so when he sees it in the bathroom at a rest stop, he can’t help his growing curiosity. it can’t hurt to try, can it?

-sure, there’s the possibility of a disease or something, but it wasn’t so likely. if dan’s being totally honest with himself, it’d be worse if phil ended up being the one on the other side. that would be rather awkward, wouldn’t it?

-unbeknownst to dan, it is in fact phil standing on the other side. he’s in the same predicament, and decides, just like dan, it can’t hurt to try.

-now, dan’s on his knees on one side of the hole, and phil’s on the other. at least dan’s always been one to appreciate irony, right?

-dan moans around the cock in his mouth, putting on a show for the man on the other side as best as he can. he licks over the tip, sucking softly on it before moving to take it all into his mouth, nose pressed flat against the wall. he hears a groan from the other man, and the sound goes straight to his cock. it almost sounds familiar, in a way, but he can’t place why or where he’s heard it. 

-phil tries to keep himself silent, but cant help the groan that slips out when the head of his cock brushes the back of whoever’s throat. he slowly starts thrusting his hips, one hand on the wall to brace himself. this isn’t the first blowjob he’s gotten, but it’s one of the best. whoever’s on the other side uses his mouth almost expertly, and phil wouldn’t be surprised if he found out the other filmed porn.

-dan could tell by the occasional groans, which had certainly gotten louder, that the man was getting close. he teased at his slit with his tongue, picking up his pace. he wraps a hand around himself, pumping in time with the movement of his head.

-”f-fuck..” he hears on the other side, the man’s hips stuttering. “gonna cum.” again, he sounds familiar, but dan’s much too caught up to process the voice.

-he keeps going, speeding his pace and moaning around the man’s cock. phil, recognized the sound as well, but much like dan, can’t place it. just as it starts to click, he doesn’t have time to think, because the other man moans loudly, and the vibrations feel more than good.

-they finish at the same time, coincidentally, phil down dan’s throat and dan into his own hand. dan swallows, not thinking, and wipes his mouth with the back of his clean hand. he stands and pulls his boxers and jeans up, then goes to wash his hands. 

-phil fixes his jeans as well, thinking over the sounds he heard and why they were so damn familiar. he walks out of the room, and then–

-”dan?” he gasps, mouth agape as he looks over his best friend, who’s face is flushed and who’s hair is curling slightly. the other is frozen, his eyes glued to phil’s. 

-no wonder the sounds were familiar, they both think, and dan suddenly realizes his heart is pounding. 

-”did we just.. i think i.. i just sucked your dick, didn’t i?”

-phil nods, smiling a little, then bursts into a fit of laughter. “you did.. fuck, and you were really good. have you had practice?”

-dan stares, confused, but soon starts laughing as well, running his fingers through his hair. “maybe.”

-they pause, look at each other again, and as if connected, both lean in for a kiss. their lips meet and they’re wrapped in each other’s arms, and the kiss is everything they’ve dreamed it to be.

-finally, when they’ve both pulled back to speak, phil licks over his lips and wrinkles his nose. “i can taste myself,” he mumbles, laughing softly as he kisses dan again. dan shrugs, and they walk hand in hand back to the bus.

-”hey, dan?”

-”yeah phil?”

-”do you want to be my boyfriend?”

-dan grins and nods, pulling phil into another slow kiss. “i do.”

tw for implied sexual abuse. other than that, this might be the fluffiest ficlet i have on here

it starts off as innocent cuddling. their long limbs are tangled together, phil’s cold feet touching the backs of dan’s calves. his chest is pressed to dan’s back, and he’s spooning the younger man. it’s comfortable, warm, and dan is so gorgeous. 

phil decides to drop a chaste kiss to dan’s jaw. it earns him a small shudder, accompanied by a cute little noise from dan. so he tries it again. the reaction is equally as cute as the first time.

SUMMARY: Forget video schedules. Dan just can’t wait another half hour.

It was one in the morning, and Dan was standing by the office door, wearing nothing except an old t-shirt of Phil’s and some fuzzy socks, just out of the shower and desperate for Phil.

The man in question was editing a video – “Dan and Phil Play the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim” – and thus, to Dan’s great frustration, was wearing his new glasses. His hair was tousled, probably from running his hands through it, a nervous habit of his; and his face was dark with stubble, accenting his already prominent jaw line and his sharp, sharp cheekbones. Dan’s heart was beating abnormally fast: Phil was so gorgeous, so unbelievably sexy, and it made Dan fidget agitatedly. “Hi,” he said, finally padding into the room.

Phil glanced at him and smiled tiredly. “Hey baby,” he said, and then in an instance swiveled his head back around again. Dan deliberately wore Phil’s clothes because he knew how much it turned him on – there was something possessive about wearing someone else’s clothes and it always kicked Phil into his Dom head-space. Indeed, Phil’s gaze turned a little darker. “I’m almost finished.”

There was a promise in his words but Dan slunk over towards him anyway. Phil’s eyes slipped a little further, eyeing Dan’s bare legs, long and tanned as they found themselves in between Phil’s own spread legs. Their mouths met, breaths mingling as they made love with their tongues. Unable to refrain himself, Phil’s hands began to slide up Dan’s thighs, relishing how soft his skin was, and went to curl his fingers around his ass. He wasn’t wearing panties or boxers.

He exhaled, and Dan sighed into his mouth. “Dan-“

Dan kissed him again, soft but hungry. “Please,” he mumbled, rutting against Phil’s thigh. “Please, Phil, I need you.”

Phil’s resistance wavered and he resigned, letting Dan straddle Phil properly and tug at his shirt. Phil pulled it off with a jerk and brought Dan’s head down to kiss him again, whilst Dan unzipped Phil’s jeans and slipped his hand underneath his boxers, humming with pleasure when he feels Phil growing hard in his hand. Phil grunted, bucking his hips. “Lube,” he ordered. He wasn’t in the mood for teasing tonight.

Keeping their lips together – and consequently leaving Dan dizzy with desire - Dan yanked the desk drawer open behind him and retrieved a little bottle of lube. Phil, muttering filthy things under his breath about Dan’s ass, reached for the lube. Dan shooed his hand away. “I prepped in the shower,” he said distractedly as he pours the lube generously over Phil. Phil paused, then groaned softly – the sensation of Dan’s slippery hands over his cock and the images of Dan in the shower, needy and whimpering, was too much.

“Enough,” he said, and took the lube out of Dan’s hands. It was thrown aside.

The younger man shifted his weight, raised his hips tentatively and then lowered them again, biting his lip hard as he took Phil’s cock. “Feel good, baby?” Phil breathed, a hand stroking Dan’s back. Dan buried his head into the crook of his neck in response, nodding. “Was this what you wanted? Daddy’s cock? It’s okay, baby. I got you. I’ll take care of you.”

But firstly, Dan could see clearly, Phil wanted to enjoy Dan’s desperation. He leant back onto his desk chair, watching Dan with half-hooded eyes, watching him rock back and forth as he glided his hands over Dan’s thighs. Dan felt so good, so full; his eyes were now closed but he could hear Phil making low guttural sounds. Wanting to please him further, Dan grounded himself down harder, faster.

It wasn’t enough. Hooking one arm around Dan, Phil stood up and rested Dan on the desk, pushing away piles of BBC-related matters in the process. “Phil –“ Dan gasped. “The paperwork –“

“Fuck the paperwork,” he growled, and Dan let out a loud moan, head thrown back as Phil slammed into him. Phil fucked him so hard the desk shakes and Dan’s hands scrabble to hold onto something, anything, and instead knocking over a stationary holder; pens and pencils rolled off the desk, one by one.

For a moment, Phil slowed his pace. “Phil,” Dan whined, groping his ass. Dan suddenly felt self-conscious about the fact he was sprawled almost naked across their desk – vainly, he flattened his fringe, trying to tweak his hair straight again. But Phil just smirked; his cock was barely grazing Dan’s prostrate. Dan’s own hard and leaking cock lay neglected on his stomach.

“You look so hot like this,” Phil said, taking Dan’s hand away from his hair and pining down above Dan’s head, his words almost reassuring. His thrusts became relentless again and his tone changed. “All spread out and hard for me.”

“For you,” Dan agreed, his voice high pitched and wanton once more. “Just you.” Phil’s dirty talk indicated that Phil was close. He just needed to see Dan come undone, and he knew Dan’s weakness was dirty talk. He would let go for him. Just for Phil. “Always you.”

“That’s right,” he said roughly. Taking hold of Dan’s hair, he pulled Dan’s head to the left to expose his neck. “You love my cock, don’t you, Daniel? Tell me. Tell me how much you need it.”

Phil’s mouth began to mark his neck; he could feel his teeth scrape his skin. Dan could hardly form a coherent sentence. There was a fire in his lower reigns and it was burning him alive. “Need it, daddy. I need it, please, give it to me, harder, faster – oh, fuck.”

He felt Phil smirk against his neck. A hand sneaked between their sweaty bodies and gave Dan’s cock the gentlest caress. It throbbed and pre-cum spurted out. “That’s it, almost there baby,” Phil murmured. Dan was panting as Phil wrapped a hand around him and began to jack him off. “C’mon. Let go for me, Dan. Cum.”

With a cry, Dan arched his back and came, clenching around Phil’s cock. His legs trembled from the force of his orgasm. “Phil, Phil, Phil,” he gasped. His vision went white.

“Jesus fucking Christ, Dan,” Phil swore above him.

“Cum on me, Phil,” Dan pressed weakly, his breaths labored and his hair sticking to his forehead. “Please, I want it all over me –“

Phil’s thrusts became erratic, his movements faltering as his climax approached. He pulled out with a throaty moan, and tugged and pulled at himself until his cum splattered over Dan. Dan rubbed the head of Phil’s cock, helping him draw out the aftershocks of his orgasm.

There was a moment when Phil just stood above Dan, face scrunched up in pure bliss, and then he collapsed on top of Dan, who went ‘oomph’ and hit his arm playfully. “Phil,” he protested. “Get off me, you big lump.”

Phil’s chest reverberated with laughter. “Shut up, you excessively horny bastard.” He lifted his head; his glasses were now askew.

Dan giggled and readjusted them. “There,” he said, and wriggled underneath Phil to try and push him off again. The wetness between him spurred a thought. “Fuck. I just had a shower.”

“Should’ve thought about that before you came in here and flaunted your perky little ass.” 

au where pastel!dan and punk!phil are very open with their relationship.

please don’t repost

-Dan is hardcore questioning his sexuality. Mainly just questioning whether or not he’d enjoy having gay sex.

-Dan has a fat ass crush on Phil after visiting him in Manchester for the first time but is scared to tell Phil because what if he doesn’t like doing gay and Phil wants to do gay?? -Phil being such a sweetheart whenever Dan decides to tell him about the stuff he’s questioning

-“Watching gay porn and having sex with another guy are two completely different things. I mean, yes my dick is showing interest to the porn, but when I really think about having sex with another guy, I guess I’m just scared to try it?” Dan mumbles tiredly as he looks at a sleepy Phil on his computer screen.

“Then maybe you’re thinking about doing it with the wrong person.” Phil replies and Dan shrugs.

“I dunno. I mean, I guess he’s the reason I’m in this predicament because I’ve never gave it much thought before I realized I kinda like him.” Dan admits, looking shy.

“Then explain the situation to him, and if he says that you guys can take things as slow as you need, then there won’t be a problem.” Phil says, trying to hold back a yawn.

“I already told him…” Dan tries to hint.

“Oh. What’d he say?” Phil asks obliviously.

“I don’t know, you tell me.” Dan makes it more obvious and there’s a beat of silence before it clicks with Phil.

“We can take things as slow as you need.” Phil responds with a smile.

-They try Skype sex one night and Dan gets a bit intimidated by Phil’s size, just trying to imagine how much he’d need to be stretched before Phil could shove it in him. Phil helps distract him from those thoughts by focusing more on dirty talking about foreplay and avoids saying anything about Dan doing something to him. It works and Dan is the first to cum with Phil not too far behind.

-The next time they meet, Dan wants to try and give Phil a blowjob. Phil is being such a gentle person and telling Dan he doesn’t need to try and impress him, to just go at his own pace, don’t take in more than what he thinks he can handle, if he wants to stop half way it’d be fine, and he doesn’t have to swallow if he’s grossed out by the idea. Dan listens halfheartedly to Phil’s speech until he realizes he has no idea where to start. Phil takes charge and tells Dan to get on his knees as he sits down on the edge of his bed and pulls his pants off. “Get me hard by teasing me. You’ve seen how I do it on Skype.” And Dan’s very cautious with his touch and very unsure, and Phil gently coaxes him with advice through out the whole thing. “Add a little more pressure… Think about it like you’re touching yourself for the first time. Try to find what makes it good… Okay, you can start when you’re ready. Just start with a lick, get a little taste first… Suck on the head and stroke the length, use your tongue, try moving your head up and down, but only take in as much as you’re comfortable with… Oh god, Dan, you’re doing such a good job…”

-Dan and Phil making out heavily, groping each other, grinding on each other, and then Phil asks Dan if he can try something. Dan doesn’t give it much thought and just says yes because he trusts Phil that much. Phil grabs a bottle of lube and coats his fingers with it and then Dan starts to worry a little as Phil slips his fingers into his pants and circles his hole. “You sure this is okay, Bear?” Dan bites down on his bottom lip and nods his head. “Just relax. Tell me if it hurts and we can stop.” Phil gives Dan a moment longer to get used to the idea before slowly slipping a finger in. Dan gasps at the weird feeling, but finds that it’s not as bad as he thought it would be. Phil lets him get used to it being there before moving it gently in and out, pressing in further, and applying pressure at different angles. It didn’t hurt until Phil tried adding in a second finger. Dan whimpered and Phil stopped, saying they could try more another time. 

 -Phil starts to finger Dan in time with giving him a blowjob to try and make the fingering more pleasurable, and it seems to work considering Phil was able to slip in his second finger without a painful reaction from Dan. All he could hear were the gasps and airy moans Dan occasionally let out. After Dan cums, Phil asks if he realized that he took two fingers and Dan said he did, it just didn’t feel as painful as the first time and the blowjob distracted him.

 -It’s Dan’s last night visiting Phil, and he wants to try going all the way. Phil isn’t quick to agree, seeing as Dan could barely take two fingers, but Dan’s insistent with pleading kisses and teasing touches, and Phil’s self control can only handle so much. Phil spends a lot of time stretching Dan out, making sure he’s comfortable and not strained and that it doesn’t hurt bad. He tells Dan he’s going to add a third finger, and does so nice and slow. It hurt, but Dan takes it without as much as a gasp. It feels weird to be this open, and after Phil has thoroughly stretched him and his fingers are pulled out, Dan gets nervous because Phil is going to be so much bigger than his fingers were. Phil lines himself up at Dan’s entrance and looks to Dan for the okay, but Dan shakes his head and apologizes over and over, saying he’s not ready. Phil hugs him and tells him its okay. They can try again when he’s ready. 

 -When Dan’s back at home, he fingers himself almost everyday, and sometimes he does it for Phil over Skype. He also buys a small dildo and starts using that to get an idea of what it’d be like. Soon the small dildo isn’t enough and he buys a bigger one that’s long enough to reach his prostate and he has the most violent orgasm ever when he hits it for the first time. 

-Dan tells Phil about it over the phone, and all Phil can say is, “We’re Skyping tonight.” And that night Dan rides his dildo in front of the webcam for Phil. 

-They meet up again and Dan is instantly on Phil as soon as they’re behind closed doors. Dan rides Phil more enthusiastically than the dildo, and Phil thrusts up into him in time with Dan’s bouncing. Dan has a mind numbing, trembling orgasm as he whimpers Phil’s name over and over again, and Phil cums shortly after.