Sam’s Cringe Corner

Shoutout to all the phannies who made a dnp fan account in their teens, I found my insta @ and it’s all coming back to me

Just got my Pham Merch Box <333 I will sip from this pig while wearing my hat and my socks

When I was a kid I loved watching gaming YouTube (Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, etc.) and at the time a lot of people were like “why would you watch someone play a game and not just play it yourself” and usually I’d go with the “oh why do people watch sports???” But in reality when I was younger I watched my dad play Undertale and he let me try the Undyne fight and I was so ass that I refused to play a “hard” video game for a very long time.

I’m watching the pride hard launch episode and when they’re talking about the struggles of transgender people right now, I got a d&p shop notification deadnaming me lmaoo

When I heard that Heated Rivalry was a gay sports anime, I was so excited for hockey Yuri on Ice. I watched the first episode and… like I love gay porn as much as the next guy but where’s my slow burn???

Yall I keep forgetting that there’s extra hard launch videos on their patreon… like I literally pay for Pham tier and I still haven’t logged in