ship and let ship.

“You’re not a bad guy.”

“I’m just tired.”

“How much longer will this last.”

“I’m done.”

“You did the best you could.”

“You’re powerless.”

“This isn’t your fault.”

“I’m not ready.”

“I’d rather die.”

“Is it enough yet?”

“Do you care?”

“I can’t see a way out.”

“You aren’t right for me.”

“I desperately wanted it to work.”

“I’m not the good guy here.”

“It was never okay.”

“You wanted to hurt me.”

“Why do you hate me?”

“Seeing you hurts me.”

“I thought we were over.”

“Love can’t fix this.”

“You’re not my mom.”

“You left me all alone.”

“I thought I wanted this.”

“This isn’t my home.”

“I lost.”

“It’s not about you.”

“I need protection.”

“Now I know you’re terrible.”

“I can never forget.”

“It just isn’t enough.”

“We can’t be friends.”

“I want more than this.”

“You misunderstood everything.”

[#건희]

고마운 달님들에게🌙🖤

[#건희] (tweet)

“We cannot let the fairies see this.”

“Howling at every full moon is a lot of pointless work.”

“How many baby dragons did you say you adopted?”

“What do you mean my father was a literal wizard?”

“How much blood could one vampire possibly drink?”

“I have never dreamed about unicorns.”

“How many elves are you trying to fit in this room?”

“Just because you suddenly have the ability to wield fire does not mean you can cook wherever it pleases you!”

“The griffins were not my idea.”

“Why is no one else concerned that the cat just spoke?”

“If you don’t like it, pick some other house to haunt!”

“The fangs are real.”

“I promise you I have never once sparkled in the sunlight.”

“This is exactly why I don’t befriend trolls.”

“Yes, I can fly. Anymore stupid questions?”

“The answer is always blood magic.”

“I’m so sorry. I was trying a new spell and things got out of hand….really out of hand.”

Imagine an alien species that has never seen twins before or had any cases of multiple births at one time. Or better yet they have never seen multiple births where the offspring are physical and genetically exactly the same.

“So, this is the Human Steven?”

“Yes.”

“Yes.”

“And he is not the Human Nate?”

“Yes.”

“Yes.”

“And the Human Steven is the nest mate of the Human Nate?”

“What?”

“He means sibling. And yes. Does that make sense?”

“No. Why does the Human Steven look like the Human Nate?”

“Because we came from the same egg, genetically we’re the same person.”

“A human can divide their eggs to replicate the offspring…?”

“I think we’re losing him.”

“No, no, it’s fine. Corvix, this is not something intentional. Sometimes it just happens.”

“Yeah, it happened to Mom twice.”

“What…”

“Corvix, don’t freak out, we have a third brother.”

*Brings in third identical sibling*

“Corvix, this is my youngest brother Daniel.”

“Stop saying that I’m only six minute behind you.”

“…”

“Corvix, are you okay?”

“But this is the Human Nate.”

Len: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people.

Barry: Okay…

Charlie Weasley for @herbologi

— dragons are fucking cool, okay?