Da N.E.R.D

by default i dont understand people with boobs who argue against freeing the nipple and think top nudity is shameful. but ESPECIALLY i dont understand it when you live somewhere where temperatures can exceed like 80F. youre telling me you havent ever wished it was socially acceptable to walk downtown with your tits out when its hot outside. youre just okay with having to wear shirts in all weather and this doesnt bother you. i simply do not believe you............

I know it is because of pervs so everytime my friends complain about this i recommend using fishnets, they keep you cool/warm depending on the situation and you can use them underneath your normal clothes as well as it taking up the sweat before your clothes do

you and your best friend are superheroes who studied under the same master. He’s one of the strongest while you’re one of the weakest. When you ask him how, he confusingly asks you “Didn’t you take of the restrictor bands master gave us?”

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

You’ve laughed and said “It would probably take a Girl smacking me with a poster saying ‘I like You’ for me to get the hint.” The next day, your best friend walks up to you and hits you on the head with a poster board that says ‘I like you’

I JUST REALIZED I HAVE AN ENTIRE TUBE OF PRINGLES OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

something just happened to half of it

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

THE MIIS APPARENTLY CAN TELEPORT OUT OF THERE WHAT THE HELL

The game is so realistic that the will of freedom overpowers justice in a way that give them the urge to escape in intricate ways

texting is like a quick time event if you're anxious enough

So that' [(s)] why you [('re)] using th [(e)] keys [(o)] n the keyboard [(l)] ike in te [(x)] ting +600 points

True!

Who the fuck are you???

He's evil pukicho, It's in the name puki... take a hint

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

So the vehicle version of you?

I am not as big

Bro is petite

I am not 4 tons

Bro is tiny.

I am just not 4 tons

Smol boi