Phelaia

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

aroace nonbinary people you are everything to me. shout out to the bitches who just said "nah i'm not doing any of that"

"It's good to have an idea where this NPC's story is going. Which is apparently France."

I am in the car rn on the way to the airport so i can go to france and this is the first thing on my dash when i open tumblr

Ye, you are an NPC in my campaign of Mutuals and Misfits, sorry you had to find out this way.

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

Actually making your selfinsert overpowered and friends with all your faves and a hybrid of the coolest species and in a relationship with your crush and the long lost sibling of the villain is called having fun and its cool as fuck

How it feels to kiss my wife

i know thata right 👆