Naked Bastard Named Negus

Explanation, I work as a pharmacy tech in a big mail order pharmacy, most of my day is spent making phone calls. It's super boring which is why I never talk about it. This morning I had two phone calls back-to-back about patients who needed insulin.

Patient A

Fancy Insulin: $2700

Generic Insulin: $4

Patient B

Fancy Insulin: $570

Generic Insulin: $100

And I want to emphasize, these patients had the *same* insurance, it wasn't like one had a better insurance company than the other, it was the *same company*.