(DISCLAIMER: MY OPINION IS MY OWN AND CAN BE DEEMED INVALID TO THOSE WHO DONāT CARE FOR IT.)
I donāt even what to say in this introductionā¦ I meanā¦ *sigh* donāt get me started on Sanada Hiroyuki (what an icon)! And freakinā Lewis Tan and Ludi Lin! Those two have come a long way and so cool to see them show up and show out in this movie, but letās not forget the others! You know whatā¦ let me hold my tongue because I canāt make this introduction to long KMSL.Ā āLETāS GOOOOO!ā - BUSTA RHYMES
ofc the opening scene is of Hiroyuki!
this is a Sanada Hiroyuki stan page and if you donāt like that, you can get tf out!
the door is to the right!!!!
bro you can whispering my ear too
That baby got quiet awfully quick.
āWhereās Hanzo?ā - BI-HAN
heās fetching water bruh
I genuinely thought the flowers on the tree were blood stainsā¦ i gotta get my eyes checked.Ā
He stopped crying real quick!!!
UGHH right through the fucking skull!
Yāall fuckinā with the wrong one!!! But then again, you got the wrong one at the right time. So,Ā
HE ABSOLUTELY FUCKINā SALTURED THEM!!!!!!
āI may not understand your wordsā¦ but I promise I will kill you.ā - HANZO
BI-HAN said that shit in Mandarin (forgive me if Iām wrong) out of spite. He said it in his native tongue because he knew if he said that shit in Japanese he wouldāve gotten cut the fuck off! That motherfucka truly is foul lol.Ā
Got that fuckinā cheek though ROFL
That baby better not make a fuckinā sound during this fight!
NOOO HIROYUKI!!!!!!! oh shit, I mean HANZO!!
Get away from the fuckinā rock, bro!
his blood is runninā like a riverā¦
oh now thatās just nastyā¦ that wound is deep as fuck! (ik Iām dramatic, get tf over it)
ā¦well shit did the baby starveā¦
nvm they answered my remark lol (itās been a while since playing/watching MK so I vaguely remember the storylineā¦)
āEarthrealm is on the verge of catastrophe should it lose one more tournament, the savage realm of Outworld will invade but an ancient prophecy fortells that a new group of champions will be united by the rise of Hanzo Hasashiās blood.āĀ
Listen, Iām here for the violenceā¦ I donāt give two fucks about a romantic storyline, and I put that on me constantly playinā this game as a child.
SUB-ZERO isā¦. cold bloodedā¦
first things first, why tf is your child puttinā your business out there in the streets like?!
snow in July aināt that somethinā huh
he said BLADE like he was speakinā to the vampire LOL
āAnd they will kill whoever they have to to get to you.ā - JAX
āYou want your family on a fucking slab in the morgue.ā - JAX
bruh they can hear you roflĀ
I still think itās so cool that he was able to freeze that bullet.Ā
JAX + SUB-ZERO = severe frostbiteā¦ (ik ik Iām full of shit kmsl)
I understand that film makers only have a limited amount of time to film, but the scene where SONYA explains everything to COLE felt rushed. But once again, I understand.
āKano. Kano none of your fucking business!ā - KANO
KANOās always hilarious, no matter what the setting is.Ā
āYou gotta pen you wanna write this down. Get fucked.ā - KANO
ā3 million, thatās my final offer.ā - KANOā
dude, it was your only offer lol
āAlright MC Hammer, thatās far enough.ā - KANO
KANO cominā in hard with these one liners
LIU KANG -Ā āThereās much to learn.ā
LIU KANG -Ā āBut not here. Follow me.ā
Ofc the one with fuckinā GORO speaks to KANO
dude KUNG LAO came out the ground just the video games!!!!
āThe time has come to end this.ā -Ā
Who tf gave KANO some snacks?!
I wouldnāt want to fight LUDI LIN as a character in a movie or real lifeā¦
listenā¦ ik sheās trying to be encouraging but I wouldāve been told her to such tf up
I canāt deal with KANO man lol
how tf does he have his phone??
āYeah, that screech is a real turn on.ā - KABAL
I donāt think NIATRA looks the greatestā¦ they couldāve done betterā¦
āWell, well, well you back stabbing two faced ugly motherfucker.ā - KABAL
well, we already knew KANO was a trader
Alright so COLEās armor is on that Black Panther shit ya feel me
I skipped through the hugging scene becauseā¦ I said what I saidā¦ fuck the lovey dovey shit..
āPlease tell me I get the bitch with the teeth.ā - SONYA
āYeah, these motherfuckers work.ā - JAX
KANO + ACETONE = Stitch with a Glitch
At least she left her spine intactā¦
you need to channel SCORPION GODDAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET THAT HIS ASS OUT!!!!!
Bro thatās pretty rad to see your ancestor kickinā ass in person
Iām on HANZOās side, but that blood-icicle was pretty lit.Ā
Listen, I donāt fully understand Japanese but I wouldāve walked tf away as well rofl
Man, look at Hiroyuki in all his greatness!
āTake care of my bloodline.ā - HANZO
What a whirlwind! Iām still stuck Sanada Hiroyuki! I wish that film was of origin story for some characters that couldāve continued onto the next movie within the franchise, but I understand whatās trying to be executed by the director, scriptwriters, film company, crew, and actors. Iām going to leave it at for right nowā¦ Iām gonna sleep on this one, literally lol. When I come back, Iāll write a better closing statement. Until then, continue to remember that everyoneās a critic when their opinion matters the least.Ā
Iām still trying to find the right words to sum this up. I donāt think I have anything bad to sayā¦ 6.5/10ā¦ thatās all Iām gonna say for now š
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