♡ my youth is yours ♡

“That’s why I’m here, I’m here for two reasons. To entertain you with stories of my life so , you know, you can find them entertaining. But then maybe compare them to your own lives and not feel so alone with the issues that you go with, go through. And think, “Wow, I’m scared of going to my first day of work, but there is a guy called Dan who actually sold an axe to a child”. And the other half of it is me kind of like articulating my own profound observations on the universe, which is really just an excuse to give myself a therapy. Apparently other people enjoy watching it too wow”

I want Dan to casually say “So, when Phil and I were on a date a few weeks ago…”

I want Phil to comment on how he went to 5 stores to find Dan that anime he wanted for their anniversary.

I want them to read an email that says “Dan, kiss Phil” during PINOF 8 and for Dan to say “okay” and do it.

I want them to eventually start making videos in the same bedroom.

I want them to one day be wearing rings and not say anything about it.

I want a day in the life video where they go shopping for baby clothes and put together a crib.