8 year old & co. :3

okay hiiii i was emesissy and briefly neotenousoxide! please reblog to help me find friends :3!

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

you're only a kid for soooo long and also lots later

like right now! weeeee!

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

remember to practice REAL transfeminism: let that therian dog girl throatfuck you until you puke up a little on her!

if you believe in equality you HAVE to choke on my- i mean her knot a little. you HAVE to.

*while little

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

I'd want to fuck that printer.

lay down on your big sisters lap and she’ll pet your head

Yandere gf who puts a muzzle on you so you stop kissing other women

im starting to think some of you are barely keeping a lid on your anti-porn views because you want to keep jerking off to my ads for free. i hate all of you

it really is “whores should be fucked and not heard” on tumblr and it isn’t just staff

is cute when dogs r the perfect height to shove their snout right up the little girls skirt

bonus points for wetness and coldness of dogs nose