Phantom of the Pitt

do you wanna see the ‘midwest’ with me?

some robby studies because I've been feeling awful lately and he brings me comfort :')

Robby in his chair : hey pup we're doing some paperwork update and we need a copy of your birth certificate for that

Whitaker: oh I was delivered here my family was passing through and had to make an emergency stop cause I decided to come out early, you should be able to pull it up on the computer

Robby: oh that's perfect let me jus-

Whitaker: yeah it was like destiny to come back don't you think?

Robby: ...

Dennis notices him freeze while staring at the computer so he leans in and sees " Michael robinavitch" as the doctor in charge of delivery

Whitaker: holy shit