PhantomloverK

19th century books will kill off a main character in one sentence and then spend 3 pages describing a street

the winding pavement had an unearthly chill lurking about it. the cobblestones were crooked and placed at random intervals, weathered by thousands of footsteps and years past over them. water pooled in a nearby gutter. the steady drip from the pipe exchoed through the empty alley. hubert was fucking stabbed. the sidewalk was cracked and old 

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

Hey op

me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

what baby elephant

Triceragoat

current mood

iT's fUnY beCAusE mEn aRE DumB

The artist was a man but women still got blamed for the “misandrist joke” by a redpiller calling himself a “big dick americhad“