Ally Mont™

trust George Russell to prevent Lando from outing himself to the media and then in the same breath call him a whore

Type of shit only George can get away with

lets lose all sense of happiness and joy with your canceled wife-cedes and why cant i lash out with unnecessary anger and borderline violence-bull

"kimi antonelli rookie this, youngest that" BORING arvid lindblad is right there and y'all are sleeping on him

"brocedes 2.0!" you must not understand the gravity of the situation that was lewis hamilton and nico rosberg. you must not have heard the tales.

freshly engaged alex albon entering the plane with his fiancée, friend, and friend's girlfriend, sees two flower bouquets meant for him and his fiancée and goes "hey yk what would be funny"

i got a taste of what a galex title fight would feel like yesterday when george was trying to clear the middle field traffic after his pitstop and alex kept cutting him off, and let me just say i would NOT survive that shit

galex regency au wherein alex is a jolly, free-spirited earl and george is his long-suffering valet. george keeps on trying to set alex up with a befitting match (read: other upper-crust ladies), but alex is fully head over heels in love with george, and george is just standing there, befuddled at why all of alex's dates abandon him after the first meeting (alex's purposefully failing through them a la playing the fool and pratfalling a hundred times on his ass, spilling tea all over his own waistcoat, etc etc). all the while alex is trying his best to court george, who just happens to be terribly thick-skulled about it, (oh wow! alex is here with a bouquet of gardenias! why, he's certainly giving it to george to gift to Bachelorette #12.) once alex finally grips george firmly by the shoulders, shakes some sense into him, and professes his undying love, george is still all up in knots over the propriety of a relationship with his lordship, thinks he's taking the piss as always because why would alex love poor ol' georgie who's a little drab and balmy, devoted to alex's every need but wayyyy below him in status. cue angst! cue misunderstandings and melodrama galore! but love laughs at locksmiths, george eventually comes around and makes the earth-shattering realisation that, oh my word. alex has been driving away all those other suitors for george?? could have anyone he wants but he wants george?? and then he collapses from the sheer onslaught of love and cries a bit and then they have tender, heartwarming sex about it. thee end.