bzzt!

I wanna be the cutest girl you've ever seen,

I wanna be the most handsome boy, and the hottest androgyne.

I wanna wear hot pink hearts on all of my clothes.

I wanna celebrate Valentine's Day, and I wanna go to prom.

I wanna turn down your invitations, and tear apart your love letters.

I wanna take the arrow from your back and drive it through your thick fucking skull.

I wanna wake you up 'cause that shit's fake.

You wanna give me flowers?

You wanna take me to a dance? Or to a movie? Out to a restaurant we like?

You wanna ask me to be your goddamn girlfriend boyfriend?

Well I wanna give my friends roses and dance with them and swoon in their arms take them to a silly movie and our favorite restaurant and kiss them wherever they'd like.

You want romance?

You want me to give you dyed roses, and the color you picked is fucking ugly