she cannot always distinguish a flea's head from a

me when all i’ve done is mess around

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

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What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS

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