she cannot always distinguish a flea's head from a

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

I'm sorry chupa chups I didn't know your game

holds your hand and swings it back and forth

a text from her 🕯🕯🕯🕯 i'll receive a text from her 🕯🕯🕯🕯she wants to text me sooo bad 🕯🕯🕯🕯

when men are like “women need to be nicer and more complimentary to men” i CRINGE! why don’t MEN get more complimentary to men. start telling your friends you want to fuck them. don’t make women pick up YOUR slack

people are commenting like “yeah we need to support healthy friendships and boost men’s self esteem” i don’t care about that tbh i just think everyone should be gayer

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly