she cannot always distinguish a flea's head from a

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too babe

i just realised i didnt add 'in my friendgroup' and now it just looks like i got rid of all the lesbians and i'm sad about it

First cavewoman to notice grugetta's back looks really nice when she's banging rocks together

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare