she cannot always distinguish a flea's head from a

I guess I'm a sick fuck hahaha 😈 #prude

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

Guy who's learning about "reading things" for the first time.

This will be the new tumblr

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

minor nuisance about being an atheist is when you or a loved one is sick, you can't say "keep us in your prayers." maybe "keep us in your thoughts" is better but it has a major meh factor. the best i can come up with is "KEEP OUR MISERIES IN MIND"

we need more fat fitness instructors and I'm dead fucking serious

i love having a corporeal form. i love eating warm food on cold days. i love taking hot showers. i love sleeping on clean sheets. i delight in earthly decadence. i wake up and eat warm bread slathered in butter. i own multiple pairs of soft fuzzy socks. this body is so comfy and i'm not returning it any time soon

Babe it's decomposing

and yet i am NOT DONE USING IT

REANIMATE REUSE RECYCLE

i would be nothing without 3,000 - 17,000 songs