she cannot always distinguish a flea's head from a

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

femmes that like to bite >>>

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

they invented a new low just for me

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

Um... Richard we should link later

no i don’t need to get married that’s a social construct *remembers i don’t wanna walk alone* Oh fffffffuckkk

watched monsters university again i want to marry the dean

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head