she cannot always distinguish a flea's head from a

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world

(sat in the beautiful sunshine listening to the birds sing) god i wish a stranger was watching true crime content super loud 20 feet away

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

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Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔