she cannot always distinguish a flea's head from a

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

I witnessed something today at the gym that sounds like such a made up tumblr story but I swear to fucking god I saw a man walk in wearing a suit. Button up shirt, dress pants, leather shoes, a fitted blazer. Everything but the tie. He took off his blazer, laid down at the bench press, and did three sets. Then he re-racked the plates, put his blazer back on, and walked out of the gym

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

Ah feel 'sif an Odyssian task is basically a poor sod mid ADHD

A Pandorean task - just the act of starting it unleashes all manner of disasters.

Orphean task: You are the only person even capable of attempting it, yet it also seems maliciously designed for you, specifically, to fail at.

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright