she cannot always distinguish a flea's head from a

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

Lol

so it’s a wednesday night in july and you’re at home and you’ve showered and you’ve masturbated and you’ve gnawed at the inside of your mouth and you’ve eaten and washed the dishes and fixed a corner of the fitted sheet on your bed and texted your grandmother and thought positive thoughts and still the feeling comes. what then

am I unforgivable or is it just wednesday

hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

I need a weight taken off my chest so who wants to hold my tits