Phainon, you messy bitch

death isn't good enough for lygus. We need to put him in the horse plinko fifty billion million times and then light him on fire

Phainon saying he's branded by strife despite having literally nothing to do with strife. Bro thats like announcing to the world that your boyfriend puts a collar on you and calls you his good boy what the fuck

"take your punishment!" no wonder mydei and phainon dont work out in team comps, if they were on the same team mydei would say his ultimate line and you'd just hear phainon moan in the background

At some point caelus accidentally gives phainon the wrong cosmic brownies as a gift and only realizes when march calls him asking about where tf the weed brownies are. and then caelus looks at phainon in front of him, eating grass and trying to talk to a tree, and hes like ohh so this is not normal behavior