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*clenching my teeth* star wars would be so good if it was good

just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.

lol youre just mad cause i broadcasted your signal

Have u ever had sex with a pharoah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

@kristina100000 baby

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

i had to stop fuckin w him cuz he failed to stand against the darkness

I know it's a thing on here to treat ppl who are unamused by horoscope shit as wet blankets but frankly there is something uniquely aggravsting abt telling another person your star sign in order to participate in what you assume is lighthearted convo and watching a respected adult peer actively adjust how they feel about you as a person in real time bc of the day of the year you happened to be born on